S6 Ep13: Weekly Skews – The Fog Machine of War
Weekly Skews
Weekly Skews
4.9 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Our solution to the Hormuz crisis is for some guys in boat captain hats to do Pickett’s Charge. All of this is very necessary, according to an A.I. George Washington, I told to say that. We did the Vietnam Airlift to with one private jet to rescue a TikTok dogwalker. Then we get into all the unforeseeable (very foreseeable) impacts the war is having, including that we’re kinda paying Russia to help Iran.
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| 0:00.0 | what's up everybody welcome back happy skews day to you it's march 11th 2026 we're recording this |
| 0:13.6 | actually sorry it's march 10th my bad it's tuesday we're actually recording this the same day |
| 0:20.0 | we're releasing it we haven't done that in a while so that threw me off so my bad it is tuesday march 10th, 2026. We're actually recording this the same day we're releasing it. We haven't done that in a while, so that threw me off. |
| 0:40.6 | So my bad. It is Tuesday, March 10th. I'm Trey. That's Mark. How are you doing, Mark? Yeah, I'm doing pretty good, man. I'm glad we're a little late this week because we're talking about more ranchit that somehow I was like it would have felt dated and less stupid than reality if we talked about yesterday. |
| 0:40.6 | Um, more ranchit that somehow is like it would have felt dated and less stupid than reality if we talked about it yesterday so before we get to that I wanted to I got I got to choose your adventure for a topic for you okay |
| 0:46.7 | do you want to talk about a MAGA AI generated influencer slash White House military advisor slash foot fetish model |
| 0:53.8 | or do you want to talk |
| 0:55.0 | about Chrissy know I'm getting fired and I think I don't know which way you're going to go. |
| 0:57.7 | I mean, I feel like when you put it that way, you have to choose the first one. |
| 1:02.6 | I mean, I would also, I wouldn't mind talking about Chrissy know I'm getting fired too, but I mean, |
| 1:06.4 | how can I pass up AI generated MAGA influencer slash foot fetish army person later? |
| 1:14.1 | Okay. |
| 1:15.1 | So this is an AI influencer named Jessica Foster, who is very popular. |
| 1:20.4 | She has like nearly a minst and million Instagram followers. |
| 1:23.3 | There she is. |
| 1:23.7 | There's Jessica. |
| 1:25.0 | This is obviously not a real person. |
| 1:26.7 | And there would not be an army person in in regular physical training fatigues, taking a selfie with the president in the Oval Office, even if everything else about this was somehow true. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, right. And she does, like I said, she's also a foot fetish model. If you got this next image, Matt, she posts she posts up like this all the time yeah just her feet up on her desk at the pentagon or the white house army office |
| 1:50.1 | or something in fishnet stockings which is not military issue state of military uniforms um so |
| 1:57.5 | when stuff like this like do you think people think she like what percentage of people follow her do you think think she's real? |
| 2:03.7 | I don't know. |
| 2:04.5 | Used to years ago, my answer to that question would have been like, oh, not many, surely. |
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