Obviously, we do have things sent into us and we read them aloud, and then we make fun of you.

Yes.

And that is our gig.

And so tonight is no exception.

All of you, I'm sure saw the cute little cards on all your tables.

And we did ask for you guys to submit your own personal stories that applied to this prompt,

which is, what's the worst thing they did and you stayed?

Right.

A shameful hush or falls across the room.

What that means is if you filled out your card

and we happened to pick it, you also did

check that little box at the bottom that says, I consent to this being read

on stage. So, you may be feeling

a little bit of regret. Hopefully we didn't pick you if that's the case.

But if we did, please raise your hand

because we will be asking you some accusatory questions

and or giving you a razor two.

And after we read all the stories,

then we will do a small Q&A.

How does that sound to everybody?

Good.

Perfect.

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