S6 E5: Why We're Sick of Seeing Straight Man Butt

Two Idiot Girls

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🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 85 minutes

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hi lil bb freaksss!! this week we brought back one of our favorite prompts: let's have Drew describe movies and tv shows she's never seen to Deison! in this episode we talked about old man butt, what Drew thinks happens in "but I'm a cheerleader," and who Deison thinks should be the next Dr. Who!

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0:00.0	all right friends welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls who
0:14.9	how you doing? Good.
0:22.9	I'm matching butter yellow.
0:24.4	It's a butteryellow summer.
0:27.1	Well, now it's not a butter yellow summer this year.
0:29.1	That was the color of the season last year.
0:30.6	It feels like it is every season.
0:31.5	I will tell you that.
0:33.3	No, it's Pantone, remember?
0:34.1	Fucking white.
0:35.0	Who's that?
0:35.7	Oh, yes. That was like what they said was the color of the year.
0:37.7	Yeah, who brought that up to me?
0:38.8	Oh, it was the Marst sisters.
1:11.7	I go, isn't it just white? And then we're laughing about it. Boo. Anywho, these are my butteryellow pajamas that Alex got me for Christmas. I know I opened Abercrombie.com and my phone and I meant to order some. They if you are looking for the coziest pajamas you've ever put on ever in your life, this is not an ad. It's Abercrombie. It literally is so soft. And I've washed mine. I have white ones with little espresso martinis on them. I love them. And I have dark green ones because green is my favorite color. I know. And they're super long on me too. So soft. And I'm tall. They're not itchy. I also really like American Eagle jammies. Those are my favorite color i know and they're super long on me too they're so soft they're tall they're not itchy i also really like um american eagle jammies those are my favorite too oh so good love them
1:17.5	and i will have to wash them because there's some blursh when i was yeah when i was putting on
1:23.3	a color corrector i dropped my thing and it of Of course, it went, boop right there.
1:28.5	Perfect.
1:28.9	It got on your pants, too. Did you see that? Yeah, it's on the top of my Fupa. Did you see that? I did. Perfect. Yeah. Gonna have to watch them, but I do love them. Wait, are you caught up on the pit? Yes, I am. Okay, so let's talk about it. Loving it.
1:42.4	So we're talking about episode four season two of The Pit.
1:45.3	Yes.
1:46.0	I told Drew and Billy, I said, I am. Okay, so let's talk about it. Loving it. So we're talking about episode four, season two of The Pit.
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