S6 E2: Splish Splash
The Alien Adventures of Finn Caspian: Science Fiction for Kids
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4.5 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2019
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Finn and Julianna become friends, and then get into a heap of trouble.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Prime Members! Listen to the alien adventures of Finn Caspian, early and ad-free on Amazon Music. Download the app today! |
| 0:15.0 | Hi and welcome to the alien adventures of Finn Caspian. I'm Jonathan Messenger and with me, as always, is... |
| 0:22.0 | A fan-curk. |
| 0:25.0 | A fan-curk? |
| 0:27.0 | Yep, it's a robot armchair that knows everything about the universe. |
| 0:34.0 | A robot armchair? |
| 0:37.0 | Yep, and it reclines. |
| 0:40.0 | Okay, so a robot armchair... |
| 0:43.0 | That reclines. |
| 0:45.0 | Right, that reclines. And it knows everything there is to know in the universe? |
| 0:52.0 | Yes, it's omniscient. |
| 0:54.0 | Okay, and then what? |
| 0:57.0 | What do you mean? |
| 0:59.0 | Well, alright, this is your submission to Carrot the Club, right? |
| 1:02.0 | If this is an armchair, even one that reclines, and it knows everything in the universe, what does it do? |
| 1:11.0 | It reclines, Jonathan, that's super comfy. |
| 1:17.0 | Yeah, but my point is that if there's a fan-curk and it knows everything, there is to know, but all it can do is recline. |
| 1:26.0 | All it can do reclining is like a superpower. |
| 1:31.0 | Okay, no. |
| 1:32.0 | Omniscience is a superpower. |
| 1:34.0 | Knowing everything is a superpower. |
| 1:37.0 | Reclining is just when a chair tips back but doesn't fall over. |
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