S6 E2: A Heated Rivalry In Between Drew's Buttcrack???
Two Idiot Girls
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🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:12.3 | Prices may be higher in Hawaii, Alaska, and back to another episode of Two Idiot Girls. |
| 0:29.4 | Woo-hoo! |
| 0:31.6 | How you doing? |
| 0:35.9 | I'm good. |
| 0:37.3 | Yeah. Yeah. I'm doing pretty good. Yeah? |
| 0:37.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.7 | I'm doing pretty good. |
| 0:40.6 | What about you? |
| 0:43.1 | I'm okay. |
| 0:44.4 | My period is looming above my body. |
| 0:46.6 | So is mine. |
| 0:47.2 | I wanted to just start. |
| 0:48.3 | When I got here, I started getting period cramps, so I hope that's a good sign. |
| 0:52.3 | I started getting those two over the weekend but it's |
| 0:55.2 | just part of it for me I wish as much as I like it works when I will it to stop I could will it to start |
| 1:00.6 | you know I don't even really think I will it to stop I think I just stop caring I'm like go ahead |
| 1:06.3 | bleed I don't give a fuck and then you're pissed all your inner you got a mess yeah then I'm mad when |
| 1:10.8 | I have to clean it up yeah I have to clean up my mess. Sorry, I got to go clean my mess. Your mess of potatoes. Yeah, big old mess of potatoes in my pants. Have we explained that pet? Yeah, I'm pretty sure we have. It makes me laugh every time. As if I've never heard it. Yeah, anytime I talk about dukeying in my pants, that's what we call it. Messed potatoes. Sorry. Do you remember where it's from? Yeah, it's from Tor. Yeah. Yeah, from Oregon. It was. And then I was pissed because my messed potatoes had 17 pounds of salsa on it. Yeah. That's what they were calling their little like hash scramble. Mm-hmm. And then we started saying, I'm going to make a mess of potatoes in my pants if I eat that. So now it's just carried for two years. And then Billy kept saying mesopotamia. And I thought that was funny. Yeah. And when I say that word association bullshit people are like I also have autism okay |
| 2:03.9 | I'm working through a lot of diagnoses right now so just bear with me we also both see medical |
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