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Two Idiot Girls

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Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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0:00.0	Friends, we're going to take a quick little break, and this is with our friends at Shopify.
0:03.8	Starting something new isn't just hard, it's terrifying. So much work goes into this thing that you're not entirely sure we'll work out, and it can be hard to make that leap of faith. Trust me, I know. When I started this podcast, I wasn't even sure what I was doing. What if no one listens? What if I make a fool of myself? What if no one buys my products? now I know that I was right in believing in myself and launching my podcast slash business
0:23.2	despite all the fears and hesitations. It also helps when you have a partner like Shopify on your side to help. Shopify is the commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world and 10% of all e-commerce in the U.S. From so many different household names to brands just getting started. Get started with
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0:53.5	It's time to turn there's what ifs into sales today with Shopify.
0:57.1	Sign up for your $1 per month trial today at shopify.com slash two idiot girls.
1:01.3	Go to shopify.com slash two idiot girls.
1:03.9	That's Shopify.com slash two idiot girls.
1:07.0	Now back to the episode.
1:08.7	Hacks is back for its fifth and final season, and so is the Hacks podcast.
1:14.1	Join the Hacks creators and showrunners, Lucia and Yellow, Paul W. Downs, and Jen Statsky as they unpack the Emmy-winning comedy series.
1:22.8	On each episode, hear stories from the set, what goes on in the writer's room, and how these beloved characters close out their final season.
1:30.2	Watch Hax streaming exclusively on HBO Max and listen to The Hacks podcast on HBO Max or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, friends, welcome back to another episode of Two Inniac Girls.
1:53.7	Woo!
1:57.6	How you doing?
1:59.6	Good.
2:01.5	What are you looking at? Nothing. I'm trying to think because we just we just filmed so i'm trying to think of more
2:06.6	zoomies show them the chips we're eating those are delicious oh yeah i've been putting
2:11.7	everybody on my new chips they're honestly better than i thought to you yeah they're the
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