S5E7: Ex Sent Me a 1000 Word Update of His Life w/ Melisa D. Monts

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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This week we’re sharing our advice on how to befriend your boyfriend’s friend’s girlfriends, if you should still talk to your ex even though his ex girlfriend is jealous, wondering if you’re in a relationship with a guy if he asked you to be his girlfriend while he was sleep talking, and what to do if your ex is dating his roommate who is actually your ex-best friend. In Don’t Blame them a listener shares her advice on dating if you’re plus-sized. Join our PRIVATE Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/dbmsecretgroup You must answer all questions correctly to be approved! Follow Us! @meghanrienks www.instagram.com/meghanrienks @dontblameme https://www.instagram.com/dontblamemepod/ @sheisnotmelissa www.instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa Listen to ad-free on Stitcher Premium! For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code 'BLAME,’ PLUS exclusive bonus episodes. This episode is also brought to you by Zola and BetterHelp. Affordable Therapy By State (Curated by Crissy Milazzo): www.tinyurl.com/y64kwdnf Need Advice? www.dontblameme.show Domestic Listeners Call: (310) 694-0976 International Listeners Send a Voice Memo To: meghanpodcast@gmail.com … with as much detail as possible under 3 minutes! I’ll do my best to share my wonderful words of wisdom. If you’re under 18, please get your parent’s permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only, so you can’t blame me if I screw up your life. I kid! My advice IS AMAZING. - Want to WATCH this episode as well? Check out my YouTube channel: http://youtube.com/meghanrienks Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/join/dontblameme See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Don't Blame Me. Happy New Year. Happy New
0:14.5	Year. Happy Motherfucking New Year 2020. Holy tits. That's insane. I know. 2020. It's weird. So we're
0:25.0	in a new decade decade. Oh, I was like, first of all, that's how I say it out of my country.
0:31.4	Decade. American. For sure. I'm Canadian. I wouldn't know that. And I just wish I was Canadian.
0:38.2	Wow. We're in a new decade. The last time we were in a new decade was the mole. No. No.
0:45.3	No. This is the first time we've been in. No. No. We've had to that 2010 was not the millennia.
0:51.3	2010 was the last decade. I was a junior in high school getting drunk on hills. I was doing body shots.
0:59.8	I had just graduated from college. So we were doing the same thing. We were doing the same thing.
1:04.0	Just at different ages. Wow. And look at us now. Just thriving.
1:08.2	Sriving with the podcast. Yeah. Eating, snacking. Well, guys, welcome back to the podcast.
1:15.4	2020 is a great year for our podcast. We're in season five now. Can you believe it?
1:20.2	Holy shit. Well, guys, this is Don't Buy Me. It's an advised podcast. Let me get the phone
1:26.3	number out of the way. If you want to call in for an upcoming episode, you can leave us a voice
1:29.4	not through on zero. 694 is here. 976. And if you're an international listener, you can send us
1:34.2	an audio message at mega podcast at gmail.com. And I guess that's enough.
1:40.9	Blub, blub, blubbering, blabbering, blabbering, flubber, great movie. I guess we scared a flubber a
1:47.7	little bit when I was a kid. It's weird. Yeah. I can understand. It's a scary lot of weird
1:52.6	shit because it's just like something jiggly that comes to life and move around and it breaks
1:59.0	apart. It just multiplies. So it makes sense. Yeah. It does. What does it have contagion?
2:04.1	Which is an underrated bad movie. I feel like you've talked about this before. Yeah. I think I'm
2:08.8	the only person who's ever seen that movie. Yeah. I think so. I brought it up to like a bunch of
2:11.9	people and they have no idea what I'm talking about. I know exactly what you're talking about. It's
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