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Nerd Poker

S5E49 The Unfortunate Anatomy of Orcus

Nerd Poker

Nerd Poker

Comedy, Leisure, Improv, Games

4.82.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

It was bound to happen if an evil, gigantic creature was walking around. Someone's character would inevitably realize whilst running between their legs that the canopy above was ripe for called shots. And then, of course, there would be disgusting riffs. Classic Nerd Poker, enjoy! 

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, I'm Brian Pussing, comedian, writer, actor, nerd.

0:26.7

I've been playing D&D with my friends for a long time.

0:29.7

I decided to do a new podcast where we play Dungeons & Dragons in my very own dining room,

0:35.0

with my wife, kid and my noisy dogs.

0:38.0

So meet my friends.

0:39.3

Sarah, Kev, Dan, Blake, Chris.

0:43.4

Now it's time for another episode of Brian Pussing's nerd, poker.

0:47.9

Hey, it's Billy, season five.

0:51.9

Hey everybody.

0:53.2

I'm Brian Pussing, you're listening to my show, Nerd, poker episode 49.

0:59.2

And we're hanging in there, but I'm down some hit points.

1:02.5

Let's see what Dan does to us.

1:05.3

My friends are here.

1:07.5

Look at him.

1:08.5

Hey, Blaine, how are you?

1:11.2

Oh, hey, Brian.

1:13.1

Hi.

1:14.1

Oh, sorry, I just rang you on the roof.

1:17.4

Uh, Ken's here.

1:20.0

Hello, Brian.

1:22.0

Did you say reindeer on the roof?

1:23.5

His battle ax.

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