Welcome to Sview Pot, especially heinous. I'm Gabe.

I'm Tasha.

We're on Season 5, Episode episode 25 head. This is the last

episode of season five. Can you believe it? The last episode of season five. I'm like jacked to do this.

Yeah, me too. Like, let's leave on a fucking high note. High note. It's a pedophile episode. We're like, let's leave on a fucking high note. High note.

It's a pedophile episode.

We're like, let's leave on a high note. I know. Yeah. I forget about the subject matter. And I'm like, this is going to be fun. Lots of laughs. But it's because, like, we're hanging out. So it's like, that's going to be. Yeah, I know. Barf. All right. So the opening scene, we're at a coffee shop.

There's a woman and she has that classic 2000s-y kind of flippy. What is that? Like a pixie kind of shaggy hair thing that everybody had. Peter Pan? Yeah, I don't know. It was kind of Peter Panney. Okay, cute. So she goes up and she's quickly ordering because she has to go to the bathroom. She's like, I need a fucking venty tall cherry spice. No foam, half calf, extra. What I could have iced vanilla latte like everybody else. Yeah. So on her way to the bathroom, her phone rings and it's work. She's talking to some guy and she's like, the quarterly reports,

I know you hate spiral bound paper.

Blah, blah.

And her fucking phone drops into the toilet, which is fucking gross. I hate that. That's happened to me before. It's happened to me too. Oh, my God. I often just be sitting here and thinking, like, What if I drop my phone in a porter potty?

What would I do?

Ooh, it's gone forever.

Anyway, this woman drops her phone in the toilet as she's hectic, oh, trying to get out of, with coffee to work, whatever. And she's like, he said it'd be 20 minutes, so I ran next door for a cup of, damn it. My dad pops his head in and goes, I'd rather have coffee. Okay. For a cup of, damn it, a cup of toilet water.

I thought it was My dad pops his head in and goes, I'd rather have coffee. Okay.

For a cup of, damn it, a cup of toilet water.

I thought it was a good joke when I wrote it and I'm reading it going, what?

So she lifts up the seat to be able to get the phone out easier and sees a fucking camera hidden in the toilet.

And she says, legit, what in the world?

What the hell is this?

Which was just, it was totally like, I think you should leave sounding, what in the world?

What the hell is this? The camera was in there the way a bidet is in a toilet. Yeah. Like when you add a bidet to an existing toilet, it's like, but a little bit higher, it was weird. I was like, how did this even catch any... Whatever, though. Okay. So now it's a crime scene, of course. Tarubin is updating Benson and Stabler. This camera is a spy camera, duh. And it's the type that burns batteries super quickly, about three to four hours. And there's 30% power left. So it was set up pretty recently.

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