fucking welcome to us you pod especially heinous i'm fucking gabe i am tasha Gersh. I don't know. I don't know.

We hated here. We are on season 5, episode 16, home. So the opening scene, it's the morning,

and a woman is talking to her husband while he's reading the paper, and she's telling him about her week and the plans that they have and he's just being like, you know, like obviously not paying attention. And then she's like, and also I'm going to run off to Belize with the paper boy. And then he's like, um, wait, what the hell was that? And she's like, it's a miracle you can hear. It was like, look at those cute New York couple. And then the whole studio audience was like, ha ha ha ha ha. Men don't like their wives. They don't listen. He hates her. Marriage. They hear some clattering outside. And he's like, oh, fucking damn homeless, making a mess. Every time they throw shit around, I get fined. He's all pissed and he grabs a fire poker before going out to check the trash. Then he starts banging on the trash can and yells. And then a little boy comes out and he's like, please don't hurt me. And he's like eating old food. Oh, it was so sad. So now officers and Benson Stabler are on the scene. The responding officer says the boy is probably about eight or nine. He's really skinny and he had no coat on even though it's winter. The boy is in the back of a cop car waiting for S.U to arrive. The responders thought if he was eating out of the trash can, he was probably abused. But Benson thinks he looks too clean to be a quote street kid. Stabler opens the door to the back seat and tries to talk to the

kid. After some coaxing, he finally tells him his name is Jacob Nesbitt. The whole episode, every

time they were like Mrs. Nesbitt, all I thought about was that one scene from Toy Story where

Buzz finds out that he's not really the real Buzz light ear and gets knocked into reality and

he gets

pretend hammered at a tea party with the other dolls at Sid's house. Do you know what I'm talking

about? Yeah, I do. Sucking down Darjeeling with Mrs. Nesbit.

So Jacob tells Benson Stamler that he lives on 97th Street, which is a block away. It's a half of two blocks away. Yeah. He lives with his mom and brother. His dad is dead. He asked detectives to not tell his mom he was eating. And I was like, oh my God, is this going to be a boy called it? That's immediately where I was like... Yeah, a child called it.

Yeah, a child called it. Now we're in the precinct. Jacob is being interviewed by Stapler. He's fucking chowing down a bunch of breakfast. He's got pancakes. He's never had them before. He says that there are all these rules for food, like what's good or not and how much he can have, etc. Jacob's brother also has food rules, but he doesn't break them like Jacob does.

Oh. like what's good or not and how much he can have, etc. Jacob's brother also has food rules, but he doesn't break them like Jacob does.

Oh.

Jacob is punished when he breaks the food rules, but he won't tell Stabler what his punishment is.

He doesn't want to talk about it.

And he says his mom tells him, quote, what happens at home stays at home.

On the other side of the glass in Cragon's office, I fucking meant to, like, go back and do one, and I fucking forgot. I did one. Yes. I was hoping. I don't know why I did it. This is your thing. I'm so glad you did. On the other side of the glass in Kragans' groovy Volkswagen conversion van. Craigins tripping balls making veggie burritos to hand out in the parking lot at the next string cheese incident show. Craig, he says they have to let him go soon.

Benson argues that Jacob is scared and veggie burritos to hand out in the parking lot at the next string cheese incident show.

Craig, he says they have to let him go soon.

Benson argues that Jacob is scared and doesn't want his mom to freaking know he was eating.

Something is going on.

Craig gives in and tells her to check out Jacob's mom while he calls to see if ACS has any info on the family. In the apartment of Marilyn Nesbit, Benson and Stabler knock on the door and this teenage

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