Oh my god, I got a, um, a facial yesterday. It was the most painful experience of my entire life.

The esthetician goes, oh my gosh, you're so congested sweetheart. First of all, I was like,

what? I was like, should I go? She starts pinching my nose and like straight up taking a metal tool and like scraping it against my skin

to try and get the guck out. My eyes were watering so bad. She asked me if I was crying. I was like,

no, it's just painful. I think I've gone away like through a whole thing with my skin where I try

not to like pick it like pimples anymore because it leaves scars. So I, like, you know, maybe I don't understand

the feeling as much anymore.

Can I tell you something? Yeah. One time I was on a date with someone, we were having a romantic

moment. And then he said, it's, you know, trying to be all romantic.

And he said, oh, is this a birth mark?

And I said, no, that's an acne scar.

Welcome to Recovering Gleek, a podcast for all of your complicated feelings about the TV show Glee.

How are you, my friend?

You know, living my dreams, conquering every day, just reaching my full potential in every aspect of my life

all the time, always. I'm fine. I love that. I'm actually doing pretty good. How are you? I'm good. I saw

knock at the cabin yesterday. Oh my gosh, Jonathan Groff. How was it?

Honestly, I had heard so many bad things. I kind of enjoyed it more than I thought

I was going to. It was like mostly enjoyable. And my show Malon thinks were stupid,

but I was like, honestly, I had a good time. Dave Batista is amazing. You have to see it

just for him, seriously.

I mean, I feel like, and maybe this will be the exception to the rule, but I feel like I've never seen an M. Night Shyamalan movie and been bored.

You won't be bored. It's pretty fun. Okay. Not to be Nicole Kidman, but with an AMC,

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