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Asian Not Asian
Jenny Arimoto & Mic Nguyen
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
THIS PODCAST HAS BEEN CANCELED IN ACCORDANCE WITH FCC ORDER 45.2.9 ("WAY TOO MANY ASIANS"). Please delete this file and proceed to listen to other podcasts.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, everyone. This is Mike and I'm so glad you joined this. But unfortunately, this is a little bit |
| 0:06.5 | of a ruse because, well, there's no easy way to say this, but we've been canceled. I don't, |
| 0:12.9 | I don't mean the podcast. I mean actual Asian people have been canceled. I don't know if you got |
| 0:18.9 | the, you should have, you should have gotten something in the mail. |
| 0:21.8 | In America, 2025, it's actually illegal. This is true. I looked it up. It's actually illegal to be |
| 0:27.1 | diverse. I was shocked at first, but then I realized, you know, this is really how America has always been. |
| 0:32.8 | So then I went shopping and I got a cold brew and I felt better. Anyways, diversity and |
| 0:36.8 | inclusion are illegal. |
| 0:38.6 | And being that we have the word Asian twice in the name of this podcast, we immediately got |
| 0:44.3 | no knock warranted by the FBI and they made me pinky swear not to be Vietnamese anymore. |
| 0:49.8 | So I swore to the agent and I said, Brahmas won't be Vietnamese anymore. |
| 0:56.3 | Unless you're one of those January 6 v. That's a different story. |
| 0:57.5 | So the podcast is over. |
| 0:59.7 | That's the law. |
| 1:00.5 | Sorry. |
| 1:02.2 | Bye. |
| 1:03.7 | It's okay. |
| 1:04.1 | You can turn off the podcast now. |
| 1:06.5 | Okay. |
| 1:06.8 | Are you still there? |
| 1:08.0 | If you're still there, |
| 1:09.9 | okay, then you're a real one, |
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