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The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Something seems a little off in The Midnight Library… No, no more off than usual… Welcome, Dear Guests! Tonight, enjoy an especially weird treat as Irma escorts you to The Reading Room and your Divine Host, Miranda Merrick, presents a tour of all of the fine products and unique services offered to you from this season’s splendid sponsors: The Broom & Fang Pub, Grimm’s Grocers, The League of Lady Gravediggers, plus several one-of-a-kind offers that only The Midnight Library can provide!

… safely, of course

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design during this episode.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Electrify your dreams with the all-electric BMW iX-1.
0:08.0	Bold exterior aesthetics make way for a comfortable interior that features innovative technology.
0:15.0	Such as the sweeping BMW curved display to connect you to your drive like never before.
0:22.0	Search BMW iX-1 to book a test drive today.
0:25.0	Test drive subject to status and availability.
0:30.0	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:42.0	Welcome to the Midnight Library.
1:01.0	Hermes, sweetheart.
1:03.0	Listen, Mr. Darling is in a deep hibernation trance.
1:08.0	So you are going to usher our guest to the third reading room down the second hallway.
1:15.0	Do you understand?
1:17.0	Good girl.
1:21.0	No, you can't nip at them if they don't move quickly enough.
1:28.0	No, you can't lick them to see if you like the taste of them.
1:35.0	Uh, yes, you can play, guess that smell with them.
1:40.0	Although I'm guessing they may not understand you or the rules.
1:46.0	I mean there has to be some fun in this for you, right sugar booger?
1:59.0	Welcome to the Midnight Library, my dear guests.
2:10.0	Thank you for agreeably following our little Irma to the reading room this evening.
2:16.0	Mr. Darling is partaking of a bit of deep, restful sleep in his den.
2:23.0	Although he did kindly pin a beautiful note and tacked it to the outside of his door,
2:31.0	something about warning intruders of being bit in the face.
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