S5 EP9 - Andy Zaltzman
What's Upset You Now?
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4.6 • 629 Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2022
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S05E09 - Andy Zaltzman
In this episode Seann Walsh and Paul Mccaffrey are joined by comedian and author Andy Zaltzman to moan about Time, Names and Small talk.
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| 0:00.0 | What's upset you now? |
| 0:14.4 | Well, I think the thing I found most irritating of late is time and just the concept of |
| 0:21.7 | time. It's awful. Time past. It's an absolute |
| 0:24.8 | pile of shit, isn't it? |
| 0:27.7 | It's just unrelenting. |
| 0:30.9 | It will not negotiate. |
| 0:34.6 | Time. Have a day off. |
| 0:36.3 | Exactly. You know, it just never stops, does it? I mean, some, you'll change it up a bit. |
| 0:43.5 | You know, it just keeps passing. That's all it ever does. Pass. |
| 0:46.7 | Very good. Do you want more time or less time? Such a one-trick pony, isn't it? |
| 0:51.4 | It is really, isn't it? Well, I just wish it was just a bit more polite, a bit less insistent. |
| 0:58.4 | You know, I'm just watching my parents' age. |
| 1:02.3 | And it was really cruel. |
| 1:05.0 | It's an absolute, I mean, it's a bastard time. |
| 1:06.8 | And then I have children and, you know, they're in their teams now. |
| 1:12.2 | And, you know, I'd quite like some of the time back when they were smaller and it was, everything was just a bit easier. |
| 1:20.4 | But time will never, it just never stopped. |
| 1:22.5 | And people have been complaining about this for pretty much as long as time itself has existed. |
| 1:26.2 | And yet it has refused to adapt |
| 1:28.9 | to the demands of its leading customer's human being. So, um, but do you think that time |
| 1:39.4 | isn't, is it true? Is it someone, am I right? Is it the theory that time doesn't exist? |
| 1:43.3 | Right. Well, if it doesn't exist, then it's, when it's still irritating. I've just got to pull you up on that, Sean. Who's, who's, who's, that's, that's a theory I have not heard. Yeah. Well, isn't that what, isn't that what interstellar, the, the Nolan film? Right. is about how there is no time and that's why you can kind of go through it. |
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