Good morning millennials. Well we really should say good afternoon you know we

are technically on vacation so this podcast is coming out a little later than

usual it's like an afternoon toast because the bucolic nature of our

surroundings have just caused us to delay a little bit. Yeah we were just

enjoying you know living life and we just have to get the episode out on

Thursday. Yes they never said anything about the morning. They said that. Yeah

no we definitely set ourselves up for failure when we name the show the

morning toast. Yeah no just Sundays like today but like the episode will be

here on Thursday. A lot of people will listen Friday. Yeah Saturday. Yes Sunday.

It is our final episode of the week and we wanted to be ready for when we

recorded it and you might be hearing some gorgeous sounds birds chirping fresh

air and that's because we've done we're doing something we've never done

before and that's podcast outside. Now I know what you're thinking Claudia the

elements. There's no wind today it's really a gorgeous day and it sounds kind

of crazy but I think the audio is going to be premium we have like new

microphones. I'm excited about this. I'm excited too. I'm also really excited

because I'm joined today by Joseph Stalin. Because I got it. Claudia crazy

you're fucking unhinged. Claudia is being crazy. Am I? You were just like being

Stalinist. Okay I'm like Jackie we literally have to get the podcast out. No I

know but like I was having gorgeous moment where I was sitting around also

were like testing the audio and could hear him in the background crying so I

was like let's move somewhere else and she was like no he all set up. Yeah okay

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