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The Toast

S5 Ep84: Chubby Energy: Tuesday, June 28th, 2022

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

1. Charli D’Amelio and Landon Barker are Dating (People) (13:55)
2. Ben Affleck’s Son Samuel, 10, Accidentally Backs a Lamborghini into a BMW at LA Dealership (People) (20:15)
3. Chris Pratt ‘Cried’ Over Backlash From Post Praising ‘Healthy’ Daughter (Page Six) (25:11)
4. Kris Jenner Honors Khloe Kardashian at her 38th Birthday Party (People) (32:46)
5. Spotify Launches a New Karaoke Mode (HypeBae) (45:26)


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0:00.0

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning toes. Happy to ooze day. Hey, Jacks. How you doing?

0:07.0

I'm Daren Good. Where are the green girls today? We're green with envy.

0:11.0

We're green.

0:12.0

If you're watching on YouTube, but get a load of this green.

0:16.0

Yeah, maybe you don't see us because it's a green screen.

0:19.0

But if you're listening as a podcast, you're like, what the fuck are you talking about?

0:22.0

We don't care about.

0:23.0

No, here's what we're saying. We're both wearing green.

0:25.0

Yeah, we're green girlies. We didn't even plan to match up like this.

0:29.0

We're so green. We're so simpatico.

0:32.0

So green. So green.

0:35.0

Happy Tuesday. It is only Tuesday, but it is a short week because it's July 4th.

0:41.0

So thank God for that.

0:43.0

So what's making it quite bearable, quite digestible.

0:46.0

And you know what, I'm so busy this week that I actually don't even have time to like ruminate on what day it is.

0:50.0

And it's one of those weeks where I hate to be one of those people, but there's just like not enough time.

0:55.0

Oh my god, there's plenty of time.

0:57.0

You know, like I'm so booked and busy today that it being early in the week actually allows me to potentially get everything I've done that I need to get done.

1:07.0

I feel that you have no time to lament.

1:09.0

Yeah, because I'm doing podcast, podcast, podcast, book club, book club, meetings, meetings, meetings, spray tan, spray tan, spray tan.

1:18.0

To piggyback off of that, speaking of podcast, podcast, podcast, we have a very special announcement today.

1:25.0

So I just dropped an episode on Shannon Ford's podcast. She interviewed me. It was super fun.

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