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The Toast

S5 Ep8: Hot Lava in The P*ssy: Wednesday, January 12th, 2022

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast happy Wednesday. Happy

0:06.2

Humpty Claudio just reminded me because she is currently Humping someone she

0:10.9

loves. Hey Claude, how are you doing? Looks like you're changing your sheets back

0:14.1

there. I am yes it's Wednesday. Now that we're doing home episodes you guys are

0:18.0

gonna see I'm on a very consistent Wednesday sheet changing schedule and

0:21.1

today it's no different. Got to change the sheets. I also like have been through a

0:24.9

journey with my sheets that I actually haven't really spoken about and like I'm

0:27.4

embarrassed to tell you because like I did something kind of like really like

0:30.6

unhygienic and gross. What did you do? Okay so do you remember the brand? Unburden

0:38.0

yourself Claudia. Yeah yeah yeah okay Ben is the only one who knows about it. When

0:41.8

you do something like embarrassing it only helps you just like share it and

0:45.7

then it's all of our problem. 100%. I would I'm so I mean it's I'm gonna just

0:51.1

sit on my coffee I'm really nervous and excited to hear what what you did

0:55.3

with your sheets. So one of our previous and current sponsors is purple and they

0:59.2

make mattresses but they also make amazing pillows and they sent us this pillow

1:02.6

like a couple months ago that like really changed my life like it's just such a

1:06.8

good pillow. I've been like my sleep has never been the same this is not an ad. Is

1:10.6

it the one that has all the like nooks and crannies? Yeah it's like squishy

1:14.2

almost. Yeah it's amazing. It's amazing and so when it came it came obviously

1:19.0

without a pillowcase and I slept with it for a few days without a pillowcase

1:22.8

and then and it was like amazing life-changing and then when I had my sheets

1:27.3

change my housekeeper put a pillowcase on it like a normal person and I

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