Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning, Toast and Happy Wednesday. Happy hump day!

Hope everyone's having a great start to their hump day, humping someone they love,

your dog, your man,

your woman, you're anyone.

Your sister, your co-host.

You say the word Jackie, and I can have it all arranged.

I can clear this studio out, give us some...

private time. We'll start playing conjunction, conjunction.

What's your function?

Nothing like a little incest humor before you've had your morning toast.

It's so twisted. That says.

It's a big day. Let me tell you why.

It's Wednesday, which is just like an important thing to acknowledge. Of course, we're getting over the hump.

We're getting over the hump. We've got an amazing show for you guys. We've got stories. We've got dear toasters.

We've got even an update from one of our previous dear toasters, so that's very exciting.

But it's also the first...

Tonight is our first live show. We are doing, if you missed our Instagram announcement and our...

Announcement on the Toast yesterday. Like if you missed both, like you're probably like not a toaster, but whatever.

We have a new show coming out. It's called Breaking Bread. It is a live show with Spotify Live.

So if you want to listen tonight, the episodes are at 7 p.m. Eastern Time, 4 p.m. Pacific Time.

If you would like to listen live, be able to write in the chat.

We're going to be doing interactive games where we bring people up on the stage to talk.

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