Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy hump day.

You made it to the middle of the week. Congratulations celebrate by humping someone you love Jackie get over here.

May they suggest Bryce and nice. That's always a good suggestion. I'm never gonna turn down an opportunity to hum Bryce or ice.

No, no, no, no. Happy hump day. Can't believe it's only Wednesday yet. Here we are. It's better. You know what it is?

It's better than Tuesday and it's definitely better than Monday 100% now starting now will be cruising down through the end of the week.

It's like downhill, you know, yeah, the week is a hill. It's an incline and Monday Tuesday Wednesday's the journey up.

Wednesday on down. Yeah, and you know what's cool about Wednesday's even though obviously it's not ideal.

It's not the best day of the week. Mm-hmm. You're allowed to start having hope and that can really fuel you through a long work day.

Yeah, and everybody hates Wednesday's you know, so it's not like we're complaining.

Do people hate Wednesday's? Yeah, because it's like the hump day. I don't hate Wednesday's at all. Like I'm like, oh my God.

Okay, now it's like we can start looking forward to the weekend. Like on Monday and Tuesday the weekend is so far out of my mind.

Tuesday is really a nice day. I think Tuesday's worst. Tuesday never hurt anybody. I disagree. Monday of course is extremely nefarious.

Problematic. Monday needs to be canceled and I know a lot of people give flag on Monday,

but I think a lot of that energy should be reserved for Tuesday. Tuesday's arguably worse. We've already been through a home Monday

and you feel like you deserve for it to be like Thursday, but that it's just Tuesday. No, but Tuesday you've been eased into the week.

It's not as dark as the Monday. You know, whatever you had waiting for on Monday, you accomplished in Tuesday, you can you can look

a new and I'm Tuesday. You're ready for the week. No, no, I totally disagree. But then on Wednesday, you're like, it's still the week.

No, on Wednesday, I'm like, there is a glimmer of hope. Like I can see this tiniest bit of light out of this tunnel.

On Tuesday, I'm still very much in the tunnel. You know what I mean? Okay, fine. And then Thursday's just gorgeous. Friday is spectacular.

You know what? I'm going to have another hot take. Oh, you can't be negative all negative all the time.

Bitch, I wasn't be like, let me see what I was going to say. I think Thursday's are incredible. The truckers for Thursday are here.

I think Thursday's are incredible. And like, I kind of feel like sometimes Friday's like a little bit of a let down.

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