Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast and happy Thursday. It's the Thursday before a long weekend. It is our last show of the week. Yeah.

Very exciting the Thursday before a long weekend. The long weekend. I already broke up my white pants. You're being extremely brave.

I'm breaking very hasty.

Oh, wait, oh, wait, oh, fashion police white pants white pants a few days before Memorial Day. Big deal, but I actually got a targeted ad for these and I was influenced.

And they're so gorgeous. They're spanks. They're like these white pants trouser slush jeans that don't you can't see through anything. They're so thick.

And honestly, I was influenced and it was the real deal. I'm feeling very glad with my purchase. There's something about those targeted ads. They know me better than I know myself. Of course, like all the clothes, baby clothes, like makeup. They just start constantly serving me premium content, even though they're even dropping on my entire.

I can't wait. No, like if I say today, let me say something that I would like never say, but like screaming and of something that I would buy what something I would never buy Ferrari. I want a Ferrari.

I would love a Ferrari. They're just the most gorgeous cars. Yeah, I have my license. So I can't wait to drive my Ferrari when I get one.

Good girl's struffer. Oh, sickening. Sickening. We've got a great show for you guys today. Jack's is back. Thank you so much. You know, you had a really rough day yesterday and we had the morning toast support yesterday. So it was fabulous. We missed you, but we got through it. Yeah, I'm back. It was a very rough day yesterday. We also did record a podcast together for the Patreon in general Q&A.

And it's just been a really shitty week, like on a larger scale. I didn't talk about the you've all the mass shooting yesterday. And it's just like making me so sick. No, there's like a like a heaviness.

And like, and I think everyone can feel it. Yeah. And so I commend you for doing a show yesterday, because I like. Well, I've been permitting like every single thought.

I know I wasn't sure like whether it was inappropriate or not, because honestly, like there was an element that I was like, how can we literally talk about anything else, right?

But I think it's really like messing with people and like people are getting, you know what sucks. It's like this is becoming so frequent. It's like I think a lot of people also feel desensitized, which is horrible.

So I just wasn't sure what the right thing to do yesterday was. I'm glad we did a show. We were able to talk about it a little and then just like take everyone's minds off of it. Yeah.

Yeah, there's just like a terrible feeling in the air for everyone. Yeah, it's so heartbreaking. Everything that's come like these kids, their pictures and the teachers. It's so sad. I can't. I know. Anyways, I just would feel our D H if we didn't talk about it.

And we do have a good show. We actually have some good stories. Finally, well, you know yesterday we had some like we had bad stories yesterday, but that's because I tried to tailor them like the shit we are so invested in like Brian literally doesn't know who we're talking about.

So I had to pick the stories like to be a little tailored to Brian, which I liked it. Okay, you have to meet people where they are. Yes.

Like I think when you have a guest co-host or a guest, like lean into what their expertise is like I don't even have global entry. So we're not going to talk like I'm not a travel expert whatsoever. I'm probably the opposite of a travel expert like doing everything.

Do you even have to say pre check? No, that's really disgusting. Do you have clear though? And Zach has pre check and he has no problem going through without me. Yeah, that's me. I'm like, Ben, I will literally meet you in the lounge.

I have clear and I don't think he does. Ben has clear. Ben has what you have clear no TSA pre check. I have clear and TSA pre check. Pretty much got there on the same time. Yes, I completely agree. But yesterday I did apply for global entry. I'm waiting to be like accepted. Yeah, I need to do that as well because I'm tired of taking out my computer, my iPad and my shoes. And my shoes, of course.

I can't believe you still do that. I haven't done that in years. I know also like the computer iPad Kindle. They don't all fit in one tray. Got it. So you can stack them. No, you can't stack them. They'll literally come for your neck. Yeah, they're crazy.

I feel like in TSA pre check line, maybe they're a little kinder or because there's less to do things just go more smoothly. That's what it is. So fucking fed up. Let me tell you why. I know why in the general airport security line. If you're in that line, I mean, you don't have pre check. You don't have clear.

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