S5 Ep65: Kardashian Dolce & Gabbana Wedding Extravaganza: Monday, May 23rd, 2022

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🗓️ 23 May 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Kourtney Kardashian Marries Travis Barker in Another Wedding in Italy (Page Six) (15:17)
How ‘SNL’ Said Goodbye To Kate McKinnon, Pete Davidson, Aidy Bryant and Kyle Mooney (Variety) (33:33)
Becca Tilley and Hayley Kiyoko Confirm Relationship, Go Instagram Official (Page Six) (43:02)
Ellen Degeneres Seemingly Reveals Sex of Jennifer Lawrence’s 3-month-old Baby (Page Six) (45:58)
Doja Cat Cancels Festival Appearances, Drops Out of Tour Due To To Tonsil Surgery (Page Six) (50:38)

- Unburden Yourselves ([email protected]) (55:08)

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:02.5	Welcome back to the morning,
0:03.4	toast and happy Monday.
0:05.5	Hope every one to break the bad news.
0:08.1	Usually it's a happy, the first day.
0:10.8	Right, no, today's Monday, but you know what?
0:12.8	Today, Tuesday, instead of looking at this in a negative light.
0:18.6	Okay. Let's look at it in a positive light.
0:20.5	We're coming up.
0:21.2	Show us how, show us the way.
0:22.8	We're coming up on a long weekend.
0:24.1	We are. So it's not an ordinary week.
0:25.8	This week does have tinges of specialness.
0:28.6	And starting next week, like this is our last week of really winter spring.
0:33.6	Mm-hmm.
0:34.4	Because then next week, like you can wear white pants.
0:36.6	Joggers.
0:37.1	We're rolling into summer.
0:39.5	Yeah.
0:39.8	So enjoy the space that we're in.
0:41.2	Make the most of this last week of spring.
0:44.2	And you know what?
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