S5 Ep54: The First Monday in May: Monday, May 2nd, 2022
The Toast
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🗓️ 2 May 2022
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday. Hope everyone had an amazing weekend. |
| 0:07.0 | I am delighted, overjoyed and ecstatic to be sitting here with my girl original recipe Morning Toast. Happy Monday, Matlaka's. |
| 0:15.0 | Original recipe. Hey, Claude, it's so great to see you. I feel like we're really getting back into a schedule. |
| 0:20.0 | And I actually have some programming news that I'd like to share with the class because... |
| 0:23.0 | Huge, even though it's huge, but there will be a group of people who are utterly disappointed. There will be. But Claude, you put out the schedule for this week of the Toast. |
| 0:32.0 | We're only doing shows Monday to Tuesday Wednesday because your girl is performing at MSG on Thursday. |
| 0:37.0 | We'll talk about that in a little bit. And Ben was supposed to be here tomorrow, but I realize tonight is the mech-ala. |
| 0:43.0 | Your girl, me, needs to be here tomorrow to break down the fashion hogwash that we're about to see. |
| 0:49.0 | Obviously. So Jackie is here Monday. She's here Tuesday. Wait, oh, she's here Wednesday. |
| 0:55.0 | So three episodes, Jackie's here. And yes, apologies for the Ben stands. |
| 1:00.0 | For the Ben stands, but also for the short week. But for those who may not know Thursday is my final show of this tour. |
| 1:06.0 | And it's in New York. It's at Madison Square Garden Theatre. And it's going to be seconding. |
| 1:11.0 | So I'm not going to do a show the day of, obviously, I really need to prepare. |
| 1:15.0 | And then the next day, like, I will be hungover into oblivion. So I just don't think it's wise to... |
| 1:21.0 | No, you don't perform at MSG and then like go back to your podcast and say, you need... |
| 1:25.0 | No, I'm too good for this podcast. You're kidding me. |
| 1:28.0 | You need to decompress. It's just like a big weekend. There's no way that you would be performing. Like it's just not happening. |
| 1:34.0 | So also for me, that works three days on, two days off. |
| 1:38.0 | And I'm just so excited to see the show. It's going to be an MNO for me. It's where my first big night out. |
| 1:45.0 | We had a little girly dinner on Saturday night. I got out of the house and we just went to dinner and it was so stunning. |
| 1:51.0 | It was so nice. And you had a glass of wine. |
| 1:53.0 | I had a glass of wine, really, nurse it. I was really just like there to stuff my face. |
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