Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toes. Happy Monday. Hope everyone had a great weekend.

I am honored, humbled, excited and just beyond relieved to have my co-host back. Jackie, thank you so much for being here.

I cannot tell you how much I've missed you. You're so welcome. Why don't you...

Why don't you set this one out? You know, chill, enjoy. This was such a big weekend, like on all fronts.

So many holidays, Coachella, so much to discuss, so I feel very good about being here on a Monday. No, we needed you today.

Yeah, there's so much to talk about. I know. I was glued to my phone this weekend and I didn't expect that for myself.

Like, I've been very, you know, out of disconnected from what's going on in the world and I didn't think that I would be like so obsessed.

I was glued to what was going on at Coachella this weekend, but I did not turn my TV on once. That's also because I opted to read this weekend instead of watch TV.

But I also was realizing I was on my phone the whole weekend, like wanting to see the looks, wanting to see what was happening, and we will be recapping all of it.

But how was your weekend? It was good, you know, it was a holiday. So it was a different kind of weekend for me.

I'm not usually like, you know, spending the entire weekend, like not drinking, you know, with family.

But it's nice, you know, it's actually crazy how long the weekends are when you're not like going hard.

Yeah, yeah, much longer than I was used to. And you're not waiting for your hangover to pass.

You're not like wishing away hours that are precious. No, it's true. It's 100% true. So it felt like a really long weekend. It was good to be close to God, close to family.

Yeah, you hosted a beautiful satire on Friday night. Thank you. Yes, I enjoyed it.

Harold loved it. He saw your apartment. He said it was stunning. He loved what you did with the place.

So much. And the food was delicious. He said compliments to the chef. And it was a really nice evening. Thank you so much.

Yes, oh my god, that feels like one eternity ago. Yeah.

But yes, I hosted a satire and then we did the second satire with Ben's family. So it was nice, nice holiday.

I'm on what is it now? Day like three or four of not eating bread. It's a part of the Jewish holiday for those who don't know.

And I am struggling. I'm so constipated. I've eaten so much mozza, which really blocks you up.

Like if you ever have, you know what, when I had the stomach flu, I should have started eating mozza because that would have bound me up real tight.

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