Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Wednesday. We're together on a hump day.

Hey Claude, how are you doing? I'm not gonna lie. I'm feeling

umpilicious. I didn't realize that we were reunited on a Wednesday and I'm headed to the airport

after this, but I might have to stop by your apartment to hump you. To hump someone you love so dear.

Let's don't forget to do that today, you guys. Happy Wednesday. I am thrilled overjoyed to be back with my girl.

Um, it's been fun. It has been fun, but it's not the same. It's been a crazy week. Obviously you've had some amazing co-hosts.

You've had some amazing stomach virus. Like since we were last together, which was last Monday, just so many things have happened.

Everyone has been thoroughly enjoying all of the different shows myself included.

And I'm glad to be back because we have so much to talk about.

No, I mean, like of course we do the show for years and nothing interesting happens.

Then you go on maternity leave and Chris Rock gets slapped.

And it's just in a right, it ain't fair what the universe is doing to us, but I'm glad you're here

because people are quaking. They need to hear your thoughts. And honestly, I don't think you and I have even really spoken about it.

I would love to hear your thoughts as well.

Yeah, we have to speak about it also. Like every week we're doing a show on Monday and like this week we happen to do Wednesday

and we missed like the Monday after the Oscars where the slap heard around the world happened.

And actually something you just said reminded me of a quote from Poldark if I may.

Sure. I forget the character's name, but it's like the kitchen mate's husband.

He's always saying, Tisn' right, Tisn' fair, Tisn' decent, Tisn' proper.

Tisn' not proper. That's for fucking sure.

I try to schedule you every Wednesday, but you know these guests have schedules that I try to accommodate.

Of course. So this week Leah was available on the Monday.

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