S5 Ep37: Our First Ever Petty Court is in Session!!!

Two Idiot Girls

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Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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hiiiii freaksssss!!! one of our lovely patreoners suggested we have y'all send in your petty disputes - IDIOT GIRL COURT IS IN SESSION! in this episode we break down the finale of "the summer i turned pretty", when you live in a house full of drivers - how do you decide whose car gets to be in the garage???, and what we would do if our boyfriend kept using clean towels for every shower (don't worry, we sentenced him to jail!)

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:13.0	All right, friends, welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls.
0:18.2	Woo!
0:30.3	How you doing good 30 flirty and thriving if the energy does feel different on here it's because we're both 30 now well I'm 31 but we're both in our 30s now is what I meant
0:35.2	I know new decade alert I had a lot of people ask me if
0:39.7	I felt different and the answer is no because I've been telling people I'm I'm 30 for a while now
0:45.2	because I was so sick of being 29 29 is a dumb age it's just a stupid age I like literally
0:50.9	told days and I wish I could have just skipped 29 and gone to 30 because
0:54.4	29 feels like I'm trying to hang on to my 20s. That's how it felt every time I told people how old I was.
0:59.5	Yeah, I feel that. They'd be like, oh. But when you say you're 30, they're like, no way!
1:05.0	Yeah. Because now I'm entering new decade. I feel that. I did get a lot of comments on my
1:09.1	Instagram post that said they thought I was like 25, which, T. But also, I feel like I give the energy of an old man. So I've never thought younger. I feel like always people thought I was older. Yeah. And I feel like when I turned 30, everyone thought was telling me they thought I was younger than you. Yeah. But I also think that's just general like know-how too. Like they're like, oh, which in my opinion, I think more often than not, the younger sister's meaner than the older sister. The younger sister is always meaner. Yeah. And the older sister. The younger sister is always meaner, more confrontational, yeah, and taller. Yes, exactly. That's why I thought those were,
1:49.2	those breadcrumbs were pretty large for us. But I think it's just because when they found you,
1:53.6	they were like, oh, this, and this must be her little sister. Yeah. Nope. Which, no,
1:59.8	you're wrong. Um, but yeah, I'm now 30. Thank you all so much for your well wishes.
2:06.7	I got lots of happy birthdays from y'all. It's very sweet. We did have a blast at my 30th birthday,
2:14.6	which is filled with all my favorite things, nothing.
2:18.9	Like eaten, swimming, tanning, all my favorite people around, and then playing board games.
2:27.7	Yeah, and that's it.
2:29.1	We're obsessed with banana grams.
2:30.6	Yeah, that's our new thing.
2:31.6	Our new thing.
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