S5 Ep35: Why Jacob Never Stood a Chance Against Edward ???

Two Idiot Girls

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Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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hellooo CHATTTTT !!! this week we continued to giggle and argue over y'all's hot takes on tv shows and movies! in this episode we talked about Parks & Rec vs. The Office, why was Belly dressed like that this week????, and whether or not Phil Dunphy was a good dad/husband !?

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0:00.0	All right, friends, welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls.
0:14.4	Woo!
0:16.5	How you doing?
0:18.8	Good.
0:20.3	Much better than last week, huh? Yeah, I don't know what the hell is going on there.
0:27.3	I will say, though, on a serious note, thank you all for your very, very sweet comments and DMs about that episode.
0:35.6	I genuinely love and appreciate all of you very, very much.
0:40.4	Everybody is so sweet to me about that, which I enjoy. It's a nice little breath of fresh air,
0:48.3	if you will. Because, you know, it's been a minute since I've, like, had to field hate from two directions at the same time.
0:58.8	One is always consistent. The other one is not. So that's why when I have both just shooting water at me and I got to plug both holes.
1:06.7	It's a little exhausting. But I appreciate y'all holding space for me.
1:11.5	Thank you for that.
1:12.3	I appreciate it.
1:14.2	Feeling better this week, though.
1:24.0	I will say when one subsided, the other one was the same, being harassed by 50-year-old man.
1:25.0	By 50-year-old man.
1:27.0	By 50-year-old man on tic-tok uh that i'm used to that i'm used to
1:33.4	that's light work that's yeah that's that's that's uh you know that's another day that's in the
1:38.3	sandbox with me bitch like personally um just to comment on that because i've been seeing
1:43.9	lots of people make videos defending
1:45.7	me, which I appreciate. Here's what I had to say about that. I am not beefing with that man.
1:53.3	He is harassing me because he's jealous of my career. He wants to be famous so badly.
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