Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Thursday.

Happy what should be the fourth episode of the week, but it's only the second because and I'm so glad this worked out perfectly.

I'm so glad that you were scheduled to be the co-host today because we have to come on and discuss

what we've been through. Yes. So Ben is here. He was already scheduled to be here, but before we dive in and do anything like

we have something to say. We've been hit. No, we've seen hell. Our devil entered my body.

Our home was hit earlier this week with the notovirus, which apparently is a thing that everyone knows about. We didn't know.

It's like the seasonal stomach flu, but apparently this year's is a real bitch. We okay, so over the weekend.

We went out on Saturday, Saturday night, we go to bed and Ben is up all night.

Both ends and we're like what the fuck honestly. I didn't really take it seriously. I was gonna say we're not anything.

Claudia is asleep as I am hurling, shitting like it's bad. Like again, I can't stress enough. She said both ends both ends.

And so I thought it was food poisoning, so I was more than happy to like you know help when I woke up. I was very helpful.

Yes, you were when you woke up you were helpful. I wasn't worried about you know getting anything from you because I thought it was fucking food poisoning.

Yes, it was not. And then Monday after the show, I'm like sitting here typing, like putting an episode up.

And I feel as though I've been hit by a bus. I'm like, oh my god, I have to go home.

So I'm in the Uber with like my head hanging out the window. It's like I needed fresh air. I'm like, I think I'm gonna vomit. And I get home and I literally collapse in my bed for four hours.

I just fell asleep, which is, I mean, I love to nap, but that's insane. Like one o'clock. And I woke up at five o'clock and it was over.

Like it had started. The devil had entered me as well. And my like I just can't and it was literally 36 hours of nonstop torture.

I haven't had a, I mean, I must look, we must look so thin. Like what we've been through. I haven't eaten a full meal seriously since Sunday.

I lost 12 pounds. It's so crazy.

Actually, if you look at my Google search, it's literally how to use a virus to start a diet. Jump started diet.

Like how do you use it to jumpstart and leave the way off?

And what I read is that you can't puke fat. So like that, that doesn't like, it's not like really a thing.

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