What up, Mom? Put down that coffee and grab a wine. Get ready for another episode of nursing and cursing,

parenting podcast that covers more shit than your baby's full diaper. I'm Kate. I'm a stay-at-home mom of three in Brooklyn, New York.

I'm trying to figure out whether I should go back to work, have another baby, or spend the rest of my life waiting for my fresh direct

order.

Hey, I'm Christine, a video editor and a mom of two living in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

Allie here, podcasting up in the mountains in South Kona, Hawaii.

I work as a real estate agent and a mom of two boys.

Hey, I'm Molly.

I'm a teacher raising two kids in St. Augustine, Florida.

And I'm Sarah, a new mom to one sweet babe living in Brooklyn, New York. Between five busy households,

it's a miracle we make it on the mic at all. But trust me, we need this as much as you do.

All right, right, right, all right. Hi, guys. Hey, guys. Hi. Hey.

Back on the mic. How's everybody doing, you guys? Oh, still here. I feel like nothing has

happened. Not one single event has taken place between the last time we recorded.

Yeah, but I live in the southern states where they're trying to like open shit up and I am angry 24-7.

At least, I mean.

Yeah.

Same.

I mean, I don't live in the southern states, but I'm down here as a guest, and it's truly a wild time.

And when I say open up, I mean, the beach is opened up, but the talk in town is, well, the beach is opened up, so pretty much that means we're rolling now.

Yeah.

I mean, I'm really scary. I described it to you guys last night on the text as like where we're at. It's basically like the same as COVID is basically like the same as if you try to talk about being vegan. People just don't want to hear it. Like, you're so extra.

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