S5 Ep31: Our Attorney Will Get Us Out Of This with Sofia Franklyn: Thursday, March 17th, 2022

The Toast

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🗓️ 17 March 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

- Pete Davidson got Kim Kardashian’s name branded on his chest ‘as a scar,’ she says (USA Today) (8:22)
- Kanye West Suspended from Instagram for 24 Hours After Trevor Noah Attack (Page Six) (22:29)
- Ellen Degeneres Giving Her Staff ‘Millions’ of Dollars in Bonuses as Show Ends (NY Post) (30:37)
- Jussie Smollett Walks Out of Jail After Appeal Court Order Release (via Deadline) (34:52)
- This Might Be The End Of Sharing Netflix Passwords (CNN Business) (50:21)

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Thursday. We are joined for a little afternoon toast
0:08.9	By my own mistake. We will get into it. Please welcome today's coho Sophia Franklin Sophia with an F
0:15.4	Hi everyone. I'm back. Yes back from the dead. Let's let's talk about why we're here so late and let's talk about how it's a hundred percent my fault
0:24.1	Well, yeah, so you take it over. I mean let me just say I look like a wet dog. I'm soaking wet
0:28.6	Yeah, we both got stuck in the St. Paddy's day parade
0:30.6	It was probably one of the lowest moments of my life trying to get to work today and not being able to cross any streets and being stuck in the rain and wanting to literally die
0:38.5	Having to beg a police officer to just please can I cross the street to get to my office and then tell you to fuck off
0:46.4	Yeah, it's like I never realized how privileged I am to be able to just cross the street
0:50.5	It's humbling to be told like no, man. You have to go all the way around yes in the rain
0:54.6	Yes, and there was a line Claudia did I skip the line 100% there was a line to cross the street. It's just I can't
1:01.6	No, I just I can't so I texted Sophia like we love you when you come back on the toast while Jackie's on maternity leave
1:06.4	She was so gracious. She said yes, of course no problem
1:08.9	And so I was like great 1030 in my mind. That's what I said
1:13.0	Mm-hmm
1:13.7	And then I wake up this morning bright-eyed bushy tailed ready to see my favorite co-host
1:17.8	Mm-hmm
1:18.5	And I saw I have a message from you at one in the morning last time you're like
1:21.0	Did you say 130 because your Google calendar says 10 30 but you told me 130? I'm like oh Sophia being crazy again
1:28.2	I was about to blame you and then I scroll up and I realize I typed to you 130 because I'm a moron
1:33.4	Who doesn't know how to type and I never read and I just like send things off and then I live with go on with my life
1:38.0	Right, so we are here at 130 because I don't know how to type you have been very flexible and I really appreciate and I apologize
1:43.6	The funny thing is is when Claudia texted me you actually did the same typo again
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