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The Toast

S5 Ep28: Maternity Jax: Monday, March 14th, 2022

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2022

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

  • All Things Kardashians Recap: Ye vs. Pete, The Kardashians Hulu Trailer, Kim's Work Hard Quote, Wolf Webster (25:56)
  • Hailey Bieber confirms she suffered 'stroke-like' symptoms due to blood clot (Page Six) (49:19)
  • Grimes and Elon Musk secretly welcomed their second child in December (CNN) (58:00)
  • Empire Star Jussie Smollett Sentenced to 150 Days in County Jail for Staging Hate Crime, Lying to Authorities (PEOPLE) (1:01:20)
  • Tom Brady says he's returning as Tampa Bay Buccaneers QB next season (ESPN) (1:05:05)
Unburden Yourselves Segment (1:12:43)
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Recap (1:23:25)

The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry)
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast happy Monday. Happy first day back from maternity leave. Hey Claude, how are you doing?

0:13.0

Nobody fucking cares. How are you?

0:16.0

I'm really good. I'm so happy to be back this morning was pure chaos like trying to make this happen.

0:21.0

But you know the plan I'll tell you how my morning went but like so far everything's on track Harry just fed at the breast and so I have as much time as I'm going to have who knows how much time that could be.

0:33.0

There will probably be a lot of pauses throughout. If he's crying or something but I'm just hoping that everything goes as smoothly as it has been going this morning.

0:42.0

I woke up and I pumped while I did my makeup then he woke up and I fed him and now we're toasting and so I'm just hoping for a great show which I feel like it's going to be because I miss you guys so much.

0:54.0

You're such a mom. I fed him at the breast.

0:56.0

I fed him at the breast yet. Well this man is so hungry. Yeah.

0:59.0

And I'm exclusively breastfeeding and we are living I know we're up to drop.

1:04.0

I have a feeling I know where he gets that hunger from it's definitely hours out of the family and I feel for him I know what that's like and it's it's he's got a long life ahead of him you know.

1:15.0

Yeah and I would love to be in studio but I just can't need the house for that long due to the need to feed and I am pumping multiple times today but he eats everything that I pump that day and I'm using the Haka and he eats the Haka that day too.

1:30.0

I have one drop for stash and I've been pumping two to three times a day so hopefully we'll get to that place but right now I am.

1:37.0

Chain to the home I just want your chain to the rhythm I just want to say so unfortunately I was not allowed in the hospital room which is upsetting of course but of course you know your body your choice.

1:50.0

So I do feel as though I've gotten to see new parts of you literally I mean the way you just with them titties out girl is just stunning the way you're just always like training those nipples I've just really been able to see a very nude side of you and I'm really excited about it because I'm your sister but you feel like you don't really let me see you naked.

2:08.0

No I'm not a naked type of person and I always would have thought that like I mean my preconceived notions of breastfeeding are all out the window.

2:16.0

Yeah and I could do a whole episode on breastfeeding at this point because it has been a journey and I had no idea that it was so.

2:24.0

Pretty emotionally mentally taxing.

2:27.0

I'm in it like a decent place right now I see my nips do hurt but it's been it's been a wild ride.

2:33.0

But I always thought I would be someone when I breastfed that I'm like you know what I'll be in private like I have no issue with people breastfeeding in public but I'm not even like nude in front of my sister.

2:42.0

Why am I gonna whip my head out but now it's like this man needs to eat bring out the breast.

2:47.0

No 100% and now do you understand like people who like okay so the first time I ever got in trouble on the internet the first of many was like years ago when I tweeted like there's a woman breastfeeding in the doctor's office like getting private like I was like and the breastfeeding community descended upon me as they should as they should.

3:09.0

Do you now understand the sensitivities from the breastfeeding community?

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