Good morning millennials. Happy Friday. Welcome back to the morning toast to the final one before my maternity leave. Hey, Claude, how are you doing?

Hello, Jacqueline. I'm feeling somber, sad, depressed and excited for you, obviously, but it's because you're going to miss me so much, so much. Obviously don't get me wrong. I'm human. I'm looking forward to my maternity leave.

But you know, this show is the best part of my day. I know everyone loves it. So a month off is going to be hard, but you're such a hero for literally only taking a month off. And then I feel like there's been actually a decent amount of confusion. So let's just be super clear.

Jackie's taking a full month off starting today.

Yes, and there's been confusion because like the plans are in flux and I'm trying to give myself flexibility. So I can't call you like exactly. But yes, full month off starting today.

Then the show will resume. Let me get you a date. Let me get you the people a date for when the show will come back. I believe it's March 14th. It's March 14th Monday March 14th. The show comes back.

And for the next two months after that, it's going to be a rotating orchestra of fabulous people. Jackie will show up when she can. And when she doesn't feel like it, she will not be showing up.

And I'm going to be bringing in Ben Taylor Strecker Brian anyone who's in town who wants to host. If you're an influencer and you want to come on, do reach out to me. We are going to be needing lots of co host.

So if you're listening to this and you think you're funny and great and you have, you know, some followers, please reach out.

Yeah. And now with even with a new interface, like Claude could do it remotely. Obviously it's best to do a co host in studio. But you could get a remote co host if you know they're worth. If they're worth the dial up connection.

Yeah, there's a couple people I have on my radar. I definitely, and I haven't even spoken to them about it. So I definitely want Remy Bader. She's going to have to do it.

Okay. I want, um, oh, do you know girl boss town? No. GBT. I've been dealing with her. She's like an OG breath or toaster who blew up on TikTok. She does, she's like a Kardashian. She's worth a loss. Like Kardashian die hard.

And she does all these like PR predictions on TikTok. And she does like if I was, you know, and then she picks different influencers and celebrities. If I was their publicist, this is what I would do for them. And she blew up and she's really good content. And she's a toaster. So I'm going to reach out to her.

I'm going to reach out to literally anyone who wants to come. So it'll be fun. It'll be a hodgepodge of messiness, which is so on brand.

I'm excited to watch it because I feel like being a new mom is actually the perfect format for being a toaster. At least that's what I've heard from new mom toasters out there. So on the days where I'm not hosting with you, I'm excited to watch and I'll come in as much as I can. I just, you know, I don't know what my schedule is going to be like.

Don't know what else is going to be needing. And so I can't say, I can't say for certain where I'll be.

You can also on days you don't want to come in. We can do these types of episodes. Right. So it'll be just, you know, a new journey every day.

Thank you for only taking a month off. I think that's really generous of you. And you could have taken more time off if you wanted, but you are literally so bizarre because you're still here. And I can't even pat them that like you and your mucus plug. I just can't.

Well, I'm happy to report that I did get a good night's sleep last night. So I'm I'm as primed and ready for my last day as possible yesterday was really a struggle for me.

I felt like I got no sleep, but I slept really good last night. So I'm ready to give everything that we have to this show. And I'm really going to miss you guys.

I've started to get some DMs from people of like, you know, end of camp vibes. Like we're going to miss you and we're so happy for you and LC. And it's like really making me emotional.

No, it's the end of the summer. We're living 10 months for two. Yeah. And next summer we're coming back. There's going to be new campers in the bunk, which is always so exciting. But the bunk won't be this bunk.

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