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So I'll tell you what's really gripping my shit at the moment.

Is, it's when...

When you, when you start as a hero, but you live long enough to become the monster.

Go on. What do you mean? So airports are screwed every way from Tuesday at the moment. I don't believe that's any secret. Yeah. And like they're losing bags and they're losing everything. And it's just, and it is mental when you get there. But I always used to get really annoyed at the thing. When you're in a security crew, like even that line to get through security and it's about a billion miles long it's twice as long now at the

moment as it should be and then some prick comes shoving pastured giving it the sorry sorry you got

last week on my flights in 10 minutes we should have fucking left earlier then mate shouldn't you

yes yes so the guy coming 10 minutes should wave in the bit of paper, 10 minutes straight to the security and not my problem. Yeah, that. But then when you get through security there the bastard is sat in waggamumamas. I've actually, now this guy, This guy, in my opinion, has lived long enough To go from a monster To a fucking hero If I have someone Would have done that Go make my flights in 10 minutes And then I walked into the station And see him sat in Wagammermas He would have got a begrudging Fair play, mate. Okay, you've done, all right, you've

done me there. That is superb. You know what he gets a harsh look for me? I'm not trying to get this, you're like to sit here, sir. Oh no, no, you put me on the stool next to that bastard, right? That's what I want to sit. He's going to be getting a filthy, like a filthy sideways glance from me for the next 20 minutes of the, but then I found myself. I become the monster. I was in, um, Barclona. I become the monster. Sorry, at what point of this story just to clarify, were you the hero? Yeah. Look, I'm the hero when I'm taking my place in the queue like a bloody, like a citizen, like a member of, you know, society, allowing others to go forward through the thing. So I'm in in Barcelona and there was a mess up. I tried to check in and they can't check me in because I'm supposed to be flying home via Amsterdam. Right. And the guy who Air France just says to me, well, I can't check you in for this flight. And I'm like, well, why is that, man? I'm two hours early. What's going on? Amsterdam's in meltdown. You won't make your connection. Because the cues like out the window, apparently, and they've just stopped taking people in. It's that packed. Cueing out the window. Someone hanging off the ledge. So because I'm flying because someone else has booked the flight because I'm flying because

of a work thing. That packed. Curing out the window. Someone hanging off the ledge.

So because I'm flying because someone else has booked the flight because I'm flying because of a work thing.

So I've got to wait for them to rearrange it.

And the only other flight out of Barcelona that night is it 5 o'clock.

This is like 11 in the morning.

Oh, God.

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