S5 EP21: Tom Ward
What's Upset You Now?
Carousel Studios
4.6 • 629 Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2023
⏱️ ? minutes
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In this episode Seann Walsh and Paul Mccaffrey are joined by comedian Tom Ward to moan about Housemates that are always in, People that don’t let
you know and Forgetting things when you're angry.
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| 0:29.6 | The road stretches before you, but there's trouble ahead, stationary cars. You're faced with |
| 0:34.7 | the McDonald's side mission. Do you, A, join the ever-growing |
| 0:39.0 | Q, or B, take the next exit and treat yourself to a glorious Mackey's? |
| 0:45.0 | Detouring to McDonald's. Start your side mission today. What's upset you now? |
| 1:04.4 | Flatmates that are always in. |
| 1:08.1 | I just, please, just fuck off sometimes. Please. me miss you let me bump into you let our small talk feel organic authentic if we bump into each other five six seven eight times a day in the kitchen I'm out I don't have anything more to add so So what do you, but what happens? Do you, because I, I've never really done the flat shed. Do you, does it get to a point where you're not, you're not having to say hello? What's it like, Tom? I've, I've been successful in comedy since I started. So, well, no, I actually, what I meant was I lived with my mum until I was 26. Oh, right. That changes the whole narrative. Yeah, exactly. But does it get to the point where you're not saying hello? You just walk in? No, I always say hello. I always say hello. You sort of change how you say it. How many of you are there? There's five of us. |
| 2:01.2 | Oh, five of you? |
| 2:02.9 | Yeah. |
| 2:03.5 | Jesus Christ. |
| 2:06.1 | It sounds like the monkeys. |
| 2:09.3 | You live in a hostel. |
| 2:10.8 | I wish it was that fun. |
| 2:13.0 | I wish it was. |
| 2:14.2 | I wish they all had my haircut. |
| 2:15.5 | That would make it bearable. |
| 2:16.8 | And what's the, |
| 2:17.8 | what's the vibe? |
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