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The Toast

S5 Ep21: Covid Aladeen: Friday, February 4th, 2022

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Kanye West: My daughter North is on TikTok against my will (Page Six) (11:18)  Khloe Kardashian Denies Dating Too Hot to Handle's Harry Jowsey: 'Absolutely Not True' (PEOPLE) (17:17)  Dakota Johnson in talks to star in 'Spider-Man' spinoff 'Madame Web' (NY Post) (26:16)  David Beckham Reveals the 'Same Thing' Wife Victoria Has Eaten for the Last 25 Years (PEOPLE) (32:03)  Opening Ceremony of the 2022 Winter Olympics (NBC) (37:08)  The Tinder Swindler Recap (45:57)  Taken at Birth Recap (49:39)  Special Guests: Loud Luxury, Bacardí Party Tour (53:50)  The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Happy Friday, hey Claude, you want to bring us into today's episode with song?

0:09.0

Yes I do you guys it is Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend weekend. Friday Friday getting down on Friday.

0:26.0

Wow it's Friday you guys we fucking did it. We did it that it's just so exciting that it's Friday. Honestly it's another like gloomy day here in New York which made waking up really difficult and it was made easier knowing that we have two days of alarm free living coming up and isn't that something.

0:45.0

It's really raining here in Pennsylvania too but it's a mood for sure and we're just rolling into the weekend you guys like we're feeling blessed we're feeling distressed how are you feeling Jackie another day another LC update.

0:58.0

I am feeling okay like I'm really starting to you know be at my wit center and the mornings are when I'm feeling my best and if I'm coming on here saying like I don't know then back I can't even imagine what the afternoon has in store for me.

1:13.0

The evenings are just like so uncomfortable I can't even like I just I can't.

1:20.0

I'm so sorry I'm so close to the end. I know I'm really starts at the end of next week we're here we're supporting you if you need to take a day off you let me know I'll just talk to myself for an hour I think people will just love that.

1:33.0

But we're so proud of you we're so proud of you thank you thank you know but doing the show really like gets my spirits up and it's nice to like have something have some purpose so I just need to shake off these like cobwebs I mean like my neck is just everything fucking hurts and it's all coming down at once and it's just really really crazy and then like the my sleep is getting worse which is affecting my mornings which were my my best part of day.

1:58.0

When you like walk around your house and like go pee and stuff do you think like oh my god my water could break at any moment I don't think you're there yet are you.

2:05.0

I don't feel like I'm there yet and people say the baby drops like lower into your belly before it's time to get ready and I don't know that baby has dropped.

2:15.0

Okay I don't feel like I feel like I would know and I don't think that he has so I think you would know for sure.

2:21.0

So I think I'm not worried necessarily about that but when I'm walking around my apartment I'm just like waddling like it's so cliche the way that you move around like hands on belly hands on back just like from side to side like a big big old lady.

2:37.0

You're a big woman and we're so excited for you like this is just the first toast baby like that is so crazy.

2:44.0

It's so crazy can I ask you a question me yeah when are you going home and what are you doing this weekend.

2:52.0

I don't know.

2:53.0

You don't have shows you don't have shows this weekend right no next weekend so like that's why I've just really been like taking it easy.

2:59.0

Ben is away Ben was in Florida working and I was on a golf trip with his friends.

3:03.0

I would have been home alone all week what you know I fucking hate right right no no and you know I fully endorsed your decision to make a week of it.

3:10.0

I'm just like wondering when you come home well I'll probably come home after the weekend because I have a lot of stuff to do next week and we have an amazing guest coming in studio next week so I have to get back to the real world.

3:23.0

We have your sadly not going to be there.

3:26.0

I'm not going to be there but I think I'll just submit like a list of questions and you can just like say these come from Jackie please.

3:32.0

Yes okay cool no problem I have so I know so I do have to come back next week so I'm going to spend the next week.

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