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Clairs must be 18 or over. Hello everybody. Welcome to this. It is the Egg Chasers Rugby Podcast,

brought to you on the weekend that the Sweet Baby Jesus was born.

Next to me is Philip Largan. Hello Philip.. Hello Jonathan. And Tim, are you in equally festive and religious mood?

Absolutely. I would just correct you though, J.B. It's the anniversary of the sweet baby. Of course it is.

How silly of me. What a heathen? I'm in the egg chaste of shipping container which is

currently located in Dorset. Dorset? Dorset.

Dorset?

Oh, very soggy Dorset.

How, isn't there a joke about this?

Oh no, it's the other way round, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whoops? Hey? Do you not do the joke?

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