S5 Ep209: Son of the Mask

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2015

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the gang hangs out at the bottom of the barrel with Son of the Mask! Did literally every comic actor in Hollywood turn this down? Which accent is Kal Penn going with? And why are we dragging in all this pointless Norse mythology? PLUS: Chris reveals a discovery so shocking, the rest of the gang is left speechless!

Son of the Mask stars Jamie Kennedy, Alan Cumming, Traylor Howard, Steven Wright, Kal Penn, Bob Hoskins, and America's headache, Ben Stein; directed by Lawrence Guterman.

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0:00.0	Hello, Andrew Jupin. Chris Gabon.
0:03.0	Eric Ciska.
0:04.0	Stephen Zeta.
0:05.0	And we hate movies. Oh, Hello everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies on the sideshow network. Thank you for tuning in as always. This is a continuing week of the summer blockbuster extra
0:39.4	Extravagans and a little bit of an odd choice here. It's 2005's son of the mask, directed
0:46.2	by someone named Lawrence Guiderman.
0:48.6	Director of Cats and Dogs.
0:50.1	Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
0:53.0	Makes total sense.
0:54.0	More uh, CGI animals in that film as well.
0:58.0	Yep, he, he's got a skill.
0:59.0	That skill set, the yammering dogs.
1:01.0	He brings that CGI dog skill set to
1:05.0	C. G. I baby. There you go. Oh man. You gotta have ambitions. That's the thing
1:10.1	with this stuff. We gotta see how fucking far down the uncanny valley we get.
1:16.4	Let's fucking dig into the valley. Open up the valley.
1:20.3	Exactly right. You are developing property in this valley.
1:24.0	So if anyone does not recall, because guaranteed you haven't seen it,
1:29.0	nobody saw this movie.
1:30.0	Unless you, I mean really hate yourself.
1:32.0	I did, I'm curious though, here's the thing.
1:34.2	Yeah.
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