S5 Ep20: When Your Date's Feet Stink Up the Car???

Two Idiot Girls

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🗓️ 27 May 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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hi CHATTT!!! this week we concluded our Funniest Dating Horror Stories series! in this episode we talked about Drew's new nail journey, what to do when your date wants you to know how to cook but also pay for your guys' drinks???, and one of Deison's biggest icks!

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0:00.0	all right friends we'll go back to another episode of two idiot girls who
0:13.7	how you doing good barely uh hanging on by a thread, huh? Y'all, I have had just a string of
0:28.6	ailments in the last like week. Sure. Week, I would say. Oh, it was just God awful. It's just a lot going on. Yeah, I would say. Oh, it was just god awful.
0:39.1	It's just a lot going on.
0:40.8	Yeah, I got a UTI, like the second to last day of Hawaii, which is bullshit.
0:47.3	I haven't had any UTI in years.
0:50.2	Got one of those.
0:51.6	The day after that, while I actively have the UTI, got the flu.
0:57.0	Then I have like two, three days off before I have to work again.
1:01.8	So I'm like just pumping myself full of meds to get rid of both with antibiotics and all that shit.
1:09.5	Then I'm like, okay, flu, gone.
1:11.6	UTI, kind of still here, but on her way out, perfect.
1:15.6	And I, it's the night before I have to go back to work.
1:18.6	And then I'm laying down and me and Billy are kind of chatting,
1:21.6	and then I go like this to my eye, and it hurts.
1:24.6	And I go, no fucking way. And then I billy look at my eye and I go look at
1:29.5	my eye a sty woke up with a sty and then still had my uti then got rid of the uti got rid of the
1:39.6	sty just in the nick of time before we go to new y York and I had a bunch of work shit to do.
1:47.1	The whole day I was shooting something for hours.
1:49.9	I was gone for like 10 hours.
1:51.5	The entire day, no UTI, no flu, no sty, all dubs across the board.
1:57.6	Loving it.
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