S5 Ep197: Next of Kin

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2015

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the gang heads to Chicago by way of Kentucky to roughhouse with Patrick Swayze and Liam Neeson in the action packed family drama, Next of Kin! How many ponytails does Swayze have going at once here? Why cast Liam Neeson as a man born and bred in the rich hills of Kentucky coal country? And why is the Chicago mafia specializing in cigarette dispensers and pinball machines? PLUS: Is that noted comedian Ben Stiller playing a Sicilian gangster?

Next of Kin stars the legendary Patrick Swayze, Liam Neeson, Bill Paxton, Ben Stiller, Helen Hunt, Michael J. Pollard and Internet madman, Adam Baldwin; directed by John Irvin.

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0:00.0	Book your ticket to happiness with Sun Express Airlines. Hello, I'm Andrew Jupin. Chris Gavin. Eric Ciska. And we hate movies. Oh, Hello everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies on the Side Show Network. Thank you for tuning in as always.
1:14.0	If you're new to the program,
1:15.0	thank you for taking some time out of your day
1:17.7	to download this episode, to listen to us talk about 1989's next of kin directed by John Irvin. Are you weak? Are you sure
1:27.8	it's not directed by... Oh that is unfair. Directed by a series of quiet snores.
1:36.0	Did you find this movie boring?
1:38.0	I found this, I found this morning,
1:40.0	ewel, I found this movie incredibly boring.
1:42.0	You're out of your mind.
1:44.0	Folks at home, I just want to apologize that we're doing this movie
1:49.0	because it's okay to like a movie out there. Of course it's fine to like a movie out there.
1:52.8	Of course it's fine to like this movie.
1:54.6	I find it incredibly.
1:55.8	I mean, it's like NyQuil to me.
1:57.2	It's just like there's so much bullshitting in between what I want from this movie
2:00.7	and what it's giving to me. It's astounding to me that your version of Nyquil features Ben Stiller playing an Italian
2:07.8	mafioso.
2:08.8	And...
2:09.8	It doesn't make you see things.
2:11.8	Only Liam Neeson playing a hillbilly, like a West, is it West Virginia?
2:16.4	No, it's Kentucky, it's Kentucky.
2:18.1	Okay, oh yeah, nice hala.
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