S5 Ep187: Dracula Untold

We Hate Movies

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2015

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, the gang starts finding a pattern in the worst films of 2014 as they tackle another demon/monster movie with Dracula Untold! Why try to make the audience sympathize with a notorious mass murderer? Why did we need Vampire Cam? And why did Dracula need to have a Spider-man-esque "finding my powers" sequence? PLUS: Let the games being! (At least according to Charles Dance...)

Dracula Untold stars Luke Evans, Sarah Gadon, Dominic Cooper and Charles Dance; directed by Gary Shore.

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Andrew Jupin. Chris Gabon. Stephen Zadak.
0:03.0	And we hate movies. Oh, Hello everyone. Welcome to the program. Thank you for tuning in as always. We are
0:36.5	riding right into the third week of our worst of 2014 month or as it's
0:41.8	accidentally turning out to be a month where we hate movies
0:45.6	talks about demons. That's right. It is the film from last year Dracula untold
0:51.0	directed by first-time director Gary Shore
0:55.2	woof, woof, woof, said the dog watching Dracula Untold.
1:00.4	Somebody was fucking angling for a gig directing one episode of Game of Thrones.
1:06.0	Oh, you think this is real?
1:08.0	Yeah, I think this is it. I think he's like, you know what man?
1:10.0	You got to handle the costumes, a little CGI.
1:13.0	A battle, you know, yeah.
1:15.0	I'm in there with Charles Dance, you know?
1:18.0	I got half of a celebrity in Luke Evans.
1:20.0	So, and there's a bunch of half celebrities in Game of Thrones
1:23.8	stupid joke which half of Luke Evans is a celebrity
1:27.8	The Evans. Oh, is you related to Robert Evans? No, he's not.
1:32.6	The Dracula stays in the picture.
1:34.8	Robert Evans might be a Dracula.
1:37.6	Oh, you think so?
1:38.8	Is he dead?
1:39.6	I was kind of curious about that.
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