S5 Ep183: Super Mario Bros.

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2014

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

In the second-to-last episode of 2014, the gang tackles the oft-requested, yet never recorded, Super Mario Bros.! Why do we need all this life-of-a-plumber back story before we get to Koopaland? Did the cast really get drunk on the set to cope with making such an obviously terrible movie? And we finally discuss the cockiest, most awkward sequel set-up in film history. PLUS: Our depressing, "Dark Knight Returns" inspired ending to an aging Mario Mario.

Super Mario Bros. stars Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Samantha Mathis, Fisher Stevens, Richard Edson, Fiona Shaw and, yes, Lance Henriksen; directed by Annabel Jankel & Rocky Morton.

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Andrew Jupin.
0:02.0	Eric Siska.
0:03.0	Stephen Sayda.
0:04.0	And we hate movies. Oh, Hello everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning in as always.
0:34.4	If you're new to the program, this is a little Christmas surprise for everybody.
0:40.0	The oft requested yet never recorded
0:43.0	Super Mario Brothers from 1993 directed by both Rocky Morton
0:48.0	and Annabel Jankle.
0:50.0	Directorial Heavyweights.
0:52.0	Those sound like hobos in the 30s.
0:55.0	Oh no, you hear Rocky Martin got stabbed in a bar fight last night.
0:59.0	Oh yeah, Rocky Morton.
1:01.0	What was the other name?
1:02.0	Annabel Jankle.
1:04.0	Yeah, she died to Boxcar.
1:06.0	Yeah, I was going to say, she died of a typhoid on the Oregon Trail.
1:10.0	I mean, this is one of those movies where, I mean this whole month kind of with what with three men in a baby and this it's like it's just like checklist month like okay we got we finally got rid of three man now we'll just get it's just cleaning out our closet at this
1:23.7	point exactly we're just trying to make room for 2015 yeah here's your
1:28.3	Mario brothers which it's you know we have been meaning to talk about for sure for quite some time and it was like
1:35.2	How do we do a commentary on it? Do we do an episode on it? How is this going to work and this is what we found ourselves not necessarily a a get it out of the way but like a
1:44.7	oh god we have to watch this we lost six months when Bob Hoskins died yeah that
1:49.7	set it back that set it back quite a bit and that's a disturbing place to start but two of
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