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We Hate Movies

S5 Ep179: The Hand That Rocks the Cradle

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.75K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2014

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the gang gets skeeved out by the ultra-white, 90s, domestic thriller, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle! How in the world did the news station show our protagonist's picture on TV? Why do they keep singing lines from The H.M.S. Pinafore? And why won't this husband get mad?! PLUS: How you don't act at a surprise party.

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle stars Annabella Sciorra, Rebecca De Mornay, Matt McCoy, Ernie Hudson, Julianne Moore and John de Lancie; directed by Curtis Hanson.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey gang, listen up. This is a special W.H.M. programming announcement.

0:06.0

This never happens, right?

0:08.0

We never, we, we, this is unprecedented.

0:10.0

Unprecedent. This is show history folks.

0:12.0

Yeah. Just remember when you have your... Unprecedent. There's a show history folks.

0:18.0

Just remember when you have your grandson on your knee in 50 years, three fat guys told you something relatively important.

0:21.0

It was pretty exciting for me and like 300 other people.

0:25.1

It's more than that.

0:29.2

On December 9th.

0:31.0

Tuesday, December 9th. in our Tuesday episode slot, we will be doing Jingle all the way too.

0:37.0

Say what?

0:40.0

Exactly. We, you know, we've not seen this movie. We kind of just had this idea like, you know what, sight unseen, and this is kind of the point of telling you guys, is it's kind of like when somebody's going to scale the Empire State Building.

0:54.3

It's like, you know what, this asshole's going to try it, we'll see how it goes.

0:57.9

If he falls to his death, he falls to his death.

1:00.9

What's gonna do?

1:02.1

So we may fall to our death. What's going to do? So we may fall to our death.

1:03.5

Hello, human fly here.

1:05.5

Stayed up all night dying my underwear for this. But we will be staying up all night

1:10.8

dying our underwear for this episode because whether, like here's the thing,

1:14.6

we're gonna do this rain or shine. Like it could be a thing where it's like, this is dull as dirt,

1:20.8

there's nothing to talk about, or what a magnificent performance from Larry the

1:25.4

cable guy.

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