S5 Ep171: Secret Window

We Hate Movies

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2014

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the gang finally works up the courage to tackle the incredibly stupid Stephen King adaptation, Secret Window! Why did they think casting John Turturro as a menacing Mississippian was a good idea? What's with all the Dorita-chips and Mountain Dew? And did we really need to see that dead dog puppet? PLUS: This fall on TNT, from the minds of Lunch Room comes, Hutton & Dutton!

Secret Window stars Johnny Depp, John Turturro, Maria Bello, Timothy Hutton and Charles S. Dutton; directed by David Koepp.

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Andrew Jupin.
0:02.6	Chris Cabin.
0:03.6	Stephen Zeta, and we hate movies. Oh, Hello everyone welcome to a very special edition of We Hate Movies. This is one of the like one of the
0:35.2	ultimate stay tuned episodes of all time. It is 2004's secret window directed by famed screenwriter David Kepp.
0:45.0	It's the I mean we don't usually hate movies on this show that's kind of the ironic like
0:50.0	distance is like oh these guys really love movies and like we start talking about
0:53.2	time cop you start talking about mortal comment they don't hate that movie at all
0:56.7	and like yeah I know that's the whole point guys the we're all in the joke I
1:01.3	fucking hate secret window I really with a capital H
1:06.7	ignorant hate
1:08.3	fucking secret window you fucking like Fox News hate this movie yeah like all the
1:13.7	all the ignorant hate that spews out of that 24 hour news cycle.
1:17.2	Because it's a struggle.
1:18.3	It's the one you have to struggle through just to get through the
1:20.8	fucking move.
1:21.4	It's 96 minutes long. Is it really only 96 minutes?
1:25.0	It's only 96 minutes long. Holy moly. Feels like the entire last season of Breaking Bad.
1:30.0	Like all like all 16 or like 8.
1:35.0	Just like the emotional exhaustion I put towards that season
1:40.0	was what I felt like going through this fucking movie.
1:42.0	It's like watching Ozzumandy is on Loop. was what I felt like going through this fucking movie.
1:42.7	It's like watching Ozzi-Mandy is on loop.
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