What's upset you now?

Okay, well, the thing that really annoys me is, I don't know if this will make me unpopular, but it does really annoy me.

And that's sausage dogs.

What?

Where have they all come from?

Exactly.

And they're so stupid.

So my aunt used to have two sausage dogs.

You've now died, RIP.

And when we'd go for walks, she'd have to pick them up and put them under her arms to take them

up the hill because they couldn't go up the hill because their legs are so short.

It's stupid.

So hang on.

They're definitely like the trendy dog at the moment, aren't they, the sausage dog?

They're so silly and annoying.

I mean, we made them.

It's like a horrible Frankenstein dog monster that we made.

Did we just put them through a machine where they normal sized dogs?

We like made them have sex with, I don't know, dogs with little legs but also, you know, well-ortion bodies.

What's the long bit? The dog dog that's long? Which bit? Which dog is that?

So it's got like a long body and tiny little legs that like walking. No, I know what a sausage dog is.

But what is it a mixture of? I think the long part just comes from a normal length dog and then the legs come from a small dog. Like a little dog. And they just sort of. I think the long part just comes from a normal length dog and then the legs come

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