S5 Ep17: Eating Crow: Monday, January 31st, 2022

The Toast

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🗓️ 31 January 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast happy Monday. This is a very happy
0:06.9	Monday for me because after weeks of waiting, my new computer is finally here and I'm a brand new
0:14.1	woman. If you're watching on YouTube, hi everyone. You can see me in 1080p without having to use a webcam,
0:20.3	which the webcam was the thing that was not syncing my lips to my audio. And now I think today we
0:26.0	have it under control. Hi Claudia, how are you doing? I just don't think you could have picked a
0:31.0	worst day to look so beautiful and premium because if you look at me, I look exactly how I feel,
0:37.0	which is just exhausted and ugly and gross. So I'm so happy for you, but also slightly offended.
0:46.3	You look beautiful. You had such a jam packed weekend. So it's okay if you know,
0:51.1	you're not feeling your best. Can you tell us about your historic weekend at Parks Casino?
0:58.5	I mean, I was also in DC. Like, don't forget, I've literally been around the Tri-State. Well,
1:02.6	no, not Tri-State New England. No. Northeast? Sure. So yes, on Thursday we headed to DC.
1:12.6	We had the most amazing show. Like I am very, very hard on myself. And when I got off stage in
1:20.7	DC, I felt like the roof almost blew off the place. Like I had the best fucking time literally.
1:28.4	And then we went out to dinner at Legitlamat, which I had never been to, which is really the most
1:32.9	delicious restaurant of all time. And it was just like an amazing weekend. I love DC. I never really
1:38.9	have been there before. Like I've been for tour, but I've never really spent time there. And it was
1:42.4	really kind of everything of the sort. Would you say I love DC.
1:48.5	I actually would. Like it's an extremely gorgeous town. It's, maybe it's because it's the
1:55.6	capital and they have like different, you know, like infrastructure, but it's an extremely clean city.
2:01.8	Like I didn't see one piece of trash on the ground. Wow. That's new. That's cool.
2:07.6	Yeah, it was shocking. It was just beautiful. Like I really enjoyed it. I mean, the best show and
2:12.3	it was the best, literally I think the best audience I've ever had in my life. Like they were
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