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We Hate Movies

S5 Ep169: The Substitute

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.75K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2014

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

On the season premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang heads back to school with Tom Berenger and Marc Anthony in The Substitute! Why does this movie spend so much time on the botched Cuba mission? Why did Berenger's resume need to be that padded? And what on Earth is up with that bathing suit? PLUS: I'mgonnakillherI'mgonnakillherI'mgonnakillher!

The Substitute stars Tom Berenger, Ernie Hudson, Raymond Cruz, William Forsythe, Luis Guzmán and Diane Venora; directed by Robert Mandel.

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0:00.0

All right, everybody. We are back. It is the new season of We Hate Movies. And as promised,

0:07.0

November is the next listener request month.

0:11.0

Yeah, it's kind of like, you know, coming home late and you know, you bring home a little something for the girlfriend. She's all mad at you.

0:18.0

Sorry we've been gone, baby, but here's a listener request month for you yeah exactly see

0:27.0

through that shit that's not a thing I would love to give people start giving each other listen to request months as gifts.

0:35.0

I gifted you a listener request.

0:38.0

It doesn't make sense.

0:39.0

No, it doesn't. It's not a metric that you can use.

0:41.0

Drop in here, swing by, just let you guys know that doesn't make sense

0:44.4

what you're talking about is complete horseshit but what's not horseshit

0:49.1

November 2014 you are picking the movies that we watch for anyone who's new to the program the rules

0:55.9

are as follows the ten-year law that we've law my god there's been legislation passed the

1:01.6

rule that we have for ourselves is off the table so you can do something in 2014 something in 2013 and so on

1:10.0

2016 if you can figure a way to do that I'm all for it yeah I mean it's it's definitely a lot of fun

1:18.4

People enjoy it

1:19.5

I got nothing sorry bombed out there that's all right but no it's you call in this is what it is for again

1:28.6

for those of you who are new to the program you call in to our our hotline the W. H. M. H. M which for the first time I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you several times on this plug.

1:39.0

718.925. 3893. You call in, you leave your name, first name only, I don't want to bleep out any surnames.

1:48.5

First name only, where you're calling from, what the movie is, and I can't stress this enough a brief reason why you would

1:55.9

like us to do the movie the drunk or the better as always or if you're calling in

2:01.0

after some tall glasses of water,

2:03.4

we always appreciate those calls.

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