S5 Ep130: Fat Fingered F*ck: Tuesday, September 13th, 2022

The Toast

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🗓️ 13 September 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Emmy Awards 2022 Winners (15:54)
Ray J slams Kris Jenner, claims he filmed 3 sex tapes with Kim Kardashian (Page Six) (34:36)
Howard Stern slams 'annoying' US coverage of Queen's death: Enough! (Page Six) (41:56)
Jacob Elordi to Play Elvis, Cailee Spaeny is Priscilla Presley in Sofia Coppola's Film 'Priscilla' (Variety) (46:40)
Swedish House Mafia Talk 'Affordable' IKEA Collab: 'I Wish We Had Those Products as Kids' (PEOPLE) (50:43)

Unburden Yourselves ([email protected]) (54:44)

The Morning Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:03.9	Welcome back to the morning toast and happy Tuesday.
0:07.6	Arguably the worst day of the week.
0:09.1	Hey, Jacks, how you doing?
0:10.9	I'm doing okay.
0:12.1	I've caught whatever rolled pads, so I'm now 16.
0:16.8	You hate to see it.
0:18.3	You hate to see it.
0:20.2	You know, doing my best.
0:21.2	I'm so glad that we recently bought full body heating pads.
0:24.4	They're like heating pads that you wear.
0:26.7	Well, post the link at not to be so rubbing your face about our new heating pads.
0:31.4	Not to brag.
0:32.8	Not to brag.
0:33.8	And I hadn't busted it out yet because the other bruise heating pads suffice for the
0:37.6	both of us.
0:38.6	But I've been wearing my new heating pad and it's definitely a small bright spot.
0:44.3	100%.
0:45.3	In the six months.
0:47.0	Heating pads truly change and save lives.
0:50.2	So I'm so glad that we invested in ourselves.
0:53.6	Yeah, definitely.
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