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Have a nice night as a voice.

When it's dry and ready, I'm afraid we shall play.

Hello friends! Welcome to season 5, episode 13, one lucky for some,

but not for you, because I'm feeling saucy tonight.

Hello, my? I'm glad you asked. Because I'm your host, Jason Hill.

In Santa's list, be damned, I like a little naughty with my nice.

I like to earn that lump of coal because the fat prick is honor bound to bring it.

And when old St. Nick comes down the chimney, well, that's when the real fun begins.

Oh, I still put out milk and cookies, but uh, I don't think you'll like them.

Oh, I am in the Christmas spirit this December, but that's not what tonight is about.

Tonight is about a belated, happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish friends out there,

and be assured that I will commit to getting the Hanukkah stories in a more timely manner next time,

because you wouldn't want those candles to burn down again without your own friend from the house

on the hill. He doesn't like to brag, but word around the temple is he's a manch. At least,

for a goi, a bit of an oyster or two, and this accents are a hyphen track, but otherwise a manch.

So next year, set a little brisket aside, because the hill is bringing the Hala.

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