What's upset you now?

The thing that really annoys me more than anything else,

I've been thinking of lists of them, and I've got too many.

But I think low calorie magnums is where I want to start.

Right.

Because, you know, I mean, I can hear that laughter.

I think it's almost like as though I'm being sarcastic.

I think it's emblematic, emblem. I'm with you. Emblematic.

Emblematic of every single thing that is wrong with this entire fucking planet.

But basically, there's been a problem with obesity and every capitalist company trying to sell

you stuff and make you fatter and make you buy stuff.

Everything's got to buy stuff. You've got to buy stuff. I'll tell you what's fucking perfect.

Tell you what's fucking perfect is a magnum, right? A magnum is in and of itself a perfect.

Do you remember when you're a kid and you get a chalk ice, right? A chalk ice was not perfect.

It wasn't perfect.

Well, it was difficult to hold for a start.

Bang on, mate.

Fucking the 70s. And also what happened is you'd sort of bite into it and one of the side panels would come off. So you'd end up with like, that would go on the floor on your hand even worse. You'd have melted chocolate all down the side of your hand. I think I'm right in saying you're the same age as me or just about, and Sean's a bit younger.

Yeah.

But I think you and I can safely agree the 70s were essentially ruined by chalk ice this is the first time that I've heard a side panel being referenced in accordance with an ice cream I can tell you that well the thing is right so a chalk ice you would get it and basically Most of the ice creams. I can tell you that. Well, the thing is, right, so a chalk ice, you would get it. And basically, most of the ice creams when we were growing up had some basic design fault, didn't they? Yes. Something would go flying out. Something would fall on the store. So, you know, everywhere you look at it, right? And then, I don't know when they originally came out, but they were... Do you remember the feast?

The feast is kind of like... It was good, but... It was lovely. I used to love that little chocolate bit in the middle. Yeah. Because what was real about that was the best bit was at the end. Yeah. Yeah. But that's interesting. The best bit being at the end. It's not often you get that, is it? No. Like a truffle.

A truffle, I think the worst bit is at the end. It's not often you get that, is it? No. Like a truffle. A truffle, I think the worst bit is at the end. A truffle is the worst bit is at the end. Sean, always there with the every man references. Yeah, just like a trouble. Do you know what I'm sorry. That's what I mean about the every man reference. What I took by the every man references,

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