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Never Thought I'd Say This

S5 Ep122: The Pasties Episode

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

In the final episode of Season 5, Jodie and Celia record the show in front of a very special live audience: international Never Nationers Gemma and Didi! It is only appropriate for the ladies to read Never Nationers fan mail, but does this show ever stay appropriate for long? Celia makes sure it does not by stripping down to the promised pasties from episode 20. And the inappropriate continues with the “nevers” sent from all of you! From pig nipples to period hats, this season ends with a cloaca of crazy!

YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This 
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0:00.0

Hi Anna. Hi Anna. Hi Anna. Do you have a dilemma that makes you feel totally alone?

0:05.3

Well the good news is it's not just you. I'm earning more money than him now and I don't think he likes it.

0:11.4

We've been sleeping together for the past few weeks but she has a boyfriend.

0:14.9

I am a virgin and I'm 25 and I'm just not sure if it's normal.

0:19.6

I'm Anna Richardson and this is it can't just be me when no topic is off limits.

0:25.0

Find it wherever you're listening to this or on it can't just be me.co.uk

0:39.5

And welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This.

0:45.0

I am your host, Julie Sweeton. I am your other host, Celia Behar.

0:51.2

Esa has just brought you a ball. I don't rate that one, Squeaks.

0:54.2

Well I have to say today is a very special day because one we were even even

1:00.7

slower to start the music. Oh my god. And two we have a live studio audience today.

1:06.6

And by live studio audience I mean two people but that's okay because the two people are

1:13.0

international people. Internationally known because I'm known to rock a microphone.

1:18.1

Oh my god. Because I get stupid. I mean not rages.

1:22.7

I can sing any more because I probably have to put forth.

1:26.2

Anyway you guys I'm gonna warn you several things are happening today.

1:31.2

One I got my covid booster last night so I feel a little off and it's just we're

1:36.9

going a little sideways. But we have DD our amazing fan here all the way from

1:41.7

Bolivia and we have Gemma all the way from Ireland. You guys surprised me with DD

1:47.7

which did surprise you with DD. That was amazing. It took a lot for her to fit in that suitcase.

1:52.5

I bet. I know she was a trooper about it. Yeah. Gemma was coming out to visit and

1:56.9

stayed with Celia for a while and so she was out here and we knew DD was going to be in LA.

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