S5 Ep12: Claudia's Roids and Jackie's Hobbies: Thursday, January 20th, 2022
The Toast
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🗓️ 20 January 2022
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Thursday. You are over the hump. We are happy to report. Hey, Claude, how are you doing? |
| 0:12.0 | Hello, Jacqueline. I am doing so good. I feel like every day on this podcast, you could probably hear it in my voice from like our Monday episode to our Tuesday episode. We didn't have it up some Monday. Sorry. |
| 0:21.0 | Our Tuesday episode to our Wednesday episode to our Thursday. I am getting better recovering from my trip, recovering from my rash, recovering from pretty much everything I picked up on my journey to Mexico, Austin and back. |
| 0:32.0 | And I think I should just start the episode really strong and give everyone a rash update. We need a rash update. And I know how like everyone's like waiting with baited breath to see how my irritated patch of skin is healing. So I will show you. |
| 0:47.0 | No, but what's the diagnosis? Because you have like terms and you have facts. Yes. So I went to the doctor yesterday and he said it's because I was like coming in there with my web MD. I'm like, I have cellulitis. |
| 1:00.0 | It's not even web MD. It's toast MD literally. And he's like, I actually don't think you have cellulitis. It's not this right texture and it's not changing shape. But there's probably just like bacteria from the venom stuck in your arm. |
| 1:13.0 | He did give me an antibiotic because if you if you wait too long and it is cellulitis, like it can actually be really serious. Like you can lose your arm. So it's venomitis. |
| 1:23.0 | It's venomitis, but I am on a steroid and a antibiotic just in case it is cellulitis. And I kind of just preach for how much I love steroid packs because you know, my general malaise from the trip, like I had lost my voice a little bit. |
| 1:37.0 | I'm 24 hours on my steroid and like I'm already feeling back to basics. You know, are you rated out? Oh, I'm writing so hard, like especially in the morning when I take those first couple pills. I get like I'm on speed. Like I talk so fast and so much and like I can't focus my eyes. |
| 1:53.0 | That's just what we need a rated out Claudia. No, it's it's been a while since I've been wrote it out headline Claudia's on Roids. Tell friends. She's on Roids and her song comes out tomorrow. |
| 2:05.0 | She hasn't even spoken about it as much as she should. And also I think point three is important and with them will go to the song, which is that Claudia does not have cellulitis tele-friend. |
| 2:13.0 | Yeah, tele-friend. It's not cellulitis, but I really want to thank everyone who reached out to me like panicked in the DMs because cellulitis can be really serious and I had never even heard of it. So if I hadn't even seen those DMs, like I probably wouldn't have gone to the doctor. I would have been like, oh, it's fine. |
| 2:27.0 | And you just be living with venom and then you would turn into a bee. So here is the update on the actual patch. It's the bump has gone down completely. |
| 2:37.0 | It's just like discolored and it's not that it's anymore. So hopefully by tomorrow's episode, I'll be like free and clear. But we'll see you never know where cellulitis can take you. |
| 2:45.0 | You never know. And what we do know though is that your song is coming out tomorrow in what is maybe like the shortest lead up to anything that you've ever done. |
| 2:56.0 | You're dropping a song on us tomorrow. I'm dropping a song any guys tomorrow. If you follow me on TikTok, like you did get a sneak peek of the chorus last week. |
| 3:05.0 | And if you follow me on Instagram, you got a sneak peek of the pre-chorus today. So it's called 100% obviously. It's going to be available midnight tonight on all your streaming platforms. |
| 3:17.0 | It's going to be kind of the cornerstone of my tour, which picks back up on Thursday and then we're going like hot for four months. So I just feel like it would be incumbent upon every single person listening to this podcast to familiarize yourself with this song because it will be the song of the year. And I'm not even like joking. |
| 3:33.0 | Yeah, I've listened to it a number of times now. And it really gets stuck in your head. So just watch out for that. And I just have one thing to say. |
| 3:42.0 | We've got power, sweet and sour. Sweet and sour. Thank you. That's a lyric from the second verse that I think everyone will really, really be connected to. |
| 3:52.0 | There's power in those words. Like it's beautiful. No, the song is really so good. There's so good. There's sour in those words. The song is so good and so fun and just like another and the moment from our queen. |
| 4:05.0 | So much. And you know, the last time our song came out, we did a performance on our podcast, which is probably one of our most iconic toes moments. If you haven't seen that familiarize yourself with it. It's on YouTube. |
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